DSU overthrown by the Gazette
Editor’s note: This is an extremely humorous version of a Letter from the Editor in issue 159-1 of the Dalhousie Gazette. The ideas and opinions expressed in the article do…
The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song
HALIFAX, N.S. — Since 1882, the song “Carmina Dalhousiana” has served as one of Dalhousie University’s school songs. However, students could be forgiven for not knowing this fact — even…
Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season
HALIFAX, N.S. — In March, Dalhousie University unveiled the brand-new campus arena christened the Oulton-Stanish Centre. What they failed to disclose to the public is that this arena was built…
King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest
HALIFAX N.S. — The King’s Students’ Union announced they will host KingsFest in competition with DalFest. The event was conceptualized for students at the University of King’s College who do…
Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot
HALIFAX, N.S. 一 In an exclusive Mackerel interview, the new Dalhousie University mascot sat down with our chief campus correspondent, Sam Quint, to discuss why he even exists. Here’s a…
Letter from the editor: a new chapter for the Mackerel
HALIFAX N.S. — Greetings, loyal readers. My name is Jacob Samuel Robinson Waldner — this is my full legal government name because what you are reading is a deeply serious…
Dalhousie Erects Vagina Monument To Mirror Marine Venus Penis Statue
HALIFAX, N.S. — For years, a statue on Dalhousie University’s campus has left students confused, intrigued and a little turned on. Now, the Marine Venus statue on University Avenue, outside…
Dalhousie Introduces New Course Registration System With Official Ticketmaster Partnership
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s administration has seen how much money scammers can make on ticket sale platforms, and wants in on the action. Following the charges for enrolment confirmation…
The HRM White Monster Theory
HALIFAX, N.S. — With another midterm season coming to a close, Dalhousie University statistics PhD candidate Mateo Peachwood has discovered a startling correlation between energy drink purchases and GPA declines.…
Intramural Athlete Retires From Sport Due To Pressure From Fan (Singular)
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a huge upset to Dalhousie University’s casual non-competitive mixed-gender intramural ultimate frisbee league, the star player of Team Suck My Disc is retiring just before the…