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The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot Letter from the editor: a new chapter for the Mackerel

MrBeast Appointed Marketing Executive of Tim Hortons Roll Up To Win Contest, Introduces Shocking New Prizes — and Punishments 

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Tim Hortons is bringing back the iconic Roll Up To Win contest in honour of its 40th anniversary, but some argue the scale of the contest has…

Dalhousie Unveils New AI Counsellor, No More Effective Than You’d Expect

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — With various cuts announced to all Dalhousie University programs and services, Student Health and Wellness has taken a devastating hit. The previous team of four mental health…

‘Olympic Village For Nerds’; Inside the Computer Science Sexcapades of the Dalhousie Hackathon

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In what has been described as “the Olympics of computer science,” Dalhousie University hosted a hackathon for students from Feb. 20 to 22. Thousands of students came…

Andy Fillmore Gifts The Irish Ambassador A Box Of Lucky Charms As An Act Of Solidarity

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In what political aides described as “tone deaf” and “as close to a white-on-white microaggression as you can get,” Andy Fillmore recently gifted an Irish ambassador a…

“Sex Sells,” Declares Dalhousie Student, Offering Uber Eats Alternative With Questionable Marketing Tactics

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — One of Dalhousie University’s best and brightest marketing majors has just launched a more cost-efficient version of Uber Eats called BrokeBoyEats. Here, Haligonians can find deals such…

‘The Vaccine Made Me Do It’: Perpetrator Blames Vaccination After Being Caught Red-Handed

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Early in the morning on Jan. 6, law enforcement received reports of a belligerent individual attempting to break into Halifax City Hall. When police reached the scene,…

Going From NPC To Main Character: How To Reclaim Campus As A Hangout Spot

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Do you feel things on campus are getting too boring? Your friends all dropped out after the first semester, the sights and sounds of campus have grown…

Dalhousie Sells STEM Programs To Lockheed Martin

February 2, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — The American defence and aerospace manufacturing corporation, Lockheed Martin, recently announced its acquisition of all the science, technology, engineering and mathematics programs at Dalhousie University. While negotiations…

Dalhousie Taps RuPaul For Fracking Exploration

January 16, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently faced scrutiny for accepting $30 million from the Nova Scotia government to explore the potential for onshore natural gas projects, but another move…

Killam Library To Be Transformed Into Luxury Disaster Shelter

January 16, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Following news of a Cold War bomb shelter in Nova Scotia being repurposed into a high-end community for the doomsday prepping elite, stakeholders at Dalhousie University came…

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