Horrible Roommate Excuses Behaviour By Claiming House Is Haunted
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Halifax Ghost Walk is adding another haunted landmark to their ghost tour. Joining the likes of cemeteries and Citadel, a…
Pumpkin Spice Latte Haunts The Killam Post-Halloween
Halifax N.S. — On Monday, employees at the Second Cup in the Killam Memorial Library fell into horror after announcing they will prolong the sale of pumpkin spice lattes until…
Professor Comes To Class Dressed Up As Sabrina Carpenter After Saying The Midterm Would Be ‘Short N’Sweet’
HALIFAX, N.S. — Nowhere, not even the classroom is safe from the chokehold Sabrina Carpenter has on everyone you know. After hearing many reports from some very disturbed undergrads, we…
Five Terrifying Halloween Costumes For Dalhousie Students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Halloween is quickly approaching, and coming up with costume ideas while in the midst of midterm season can be a struggle for university students. Luckily for Dalhousie…
Dal Tiger Deemed ‘Evolutionary Mystery’ By Science Faculty
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s faculty of biology has conducted many studies over the years that have expanded humans’ scientific understanding of the world. However, one mystery that continues to…
Dalhousie Admin Sends Faculty Tree Planting To Balance Out Million Dollar Investment In Fossil Fuels
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following controversy surrounding Dalhousie University’s investment in fossil fuel products and services, Dalhousie administration has released a press response to the controversy. Connor B. Jillian, a representative…
Top 5 Ways To Look Cool While Riding Your Electric Scooter To Campus
HALIFAX, N.S. — Ever since rental scooters have popped up in the city, it has shortened many Gen Zers’ five minute commute into a two minute commute. Nothing quite says…
Commerce Student Demands Refund After Microeconomics Class Did Not “Match The Vibe” Of The Wolf Of Wall Street
HALIFAX, N.S.— Another Dalhousie commerce student has called it quits after attending their first ever microeconomics lecture and realizing that their degree will have zero resemblance to the 2014 best…
May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour: The Search For 2025/26 Housing Begins
HALIFAX, N.S. — This September, landlords have been busier than ever as students begin to search for their accommodations for the 2025/26 school year. Local landlord, Brian Anderson, reported working…
Dal Admin Unveils Four Step Plan To Put Stop To Hoco
Halifax, N.S. — As the unsanctioned street party known as Hoco draws near, Dalhousie University administration is eager to prove they have learned from past failures in their attempts to…