Mackerel Purity Test
The classic Rice Purity Test has historically served as a segue from O-week to true college life. It’s a chance to bond amongst peers and track the maturation of your…
Foolproof Quiz To Determine What Major You Are
HALIFAX, N.S. — Using the near-forgotten methods of our ancestors (Buzzfeed and teen magazines), The Dalhousie Mackerel has developed a foolproof method of determining your area of study. Just answer…
5 Spicy, Sexy Tips And Tricks From Your Virgin R.A.
HALIFAX, N.S. — Hey Horndogs, Persephoney here. Writing to you once again from my Howe Hall dorm room. This time with some spicy, sexy tips to help vamp up your…
Jolly Rancher Mocktail Recipe
Are you ever in the mood for a cocktail but are avoiding alcohol out of concern for your health? Well, try this alcohol free, Jolly Rancher mocktail to satisfy your…
Call It Kismet
That first smile. A stolen glance. A stolen heart. A stolen car. A stolen identity. A police report. The flashing red and blue lights that dance like two lovers in…
How To Serve Man
There’s nothing quite like a home-cooked meal, shared with friends, family or if you run in the right circles, an exclusive guest list that appreciates the art of fine dining.…
Dalhousie Hockey Intramural Dynasty Used Spy, Sources Report
Scooter McGriffin, a zamboni driver at the Halifax Forum, has been accused of selling Dalhousie University intramural teams’ game plans. McGriffin spent 40 years at the Forum. The Cheese Factory…
Dalhousie Athletics Replaced By New King’s Sports Teams
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following the Dal Tiger’s publicized crash-out over the university’s failing sports teams (see opinions section), the athletics administration saw fit to remove all sports until the scandal…
Dalhousie University Reveals Men’s Soccer Lineup for 2025/2026 Season
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie is expecting a phenomenal soccer season in the 2025/2026 school year. In anticipation of the season, the school has released a sneak peek at the team’s…
5 Ways To Tell If Your Roommate Is Secretly The Dal Tiger
So you think your roommate is the Dal Tiger? No worries, the Mackerel is here to help guide your suspicions with five easy ways to tell if your roommate really…