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Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness ‘Flo for poop’: inside Dal Innovates’ latest investment Dalhousie religious studies hires evangelical megachurch pastors Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum Wallace McCain’s journal reveals intimate feelings for Henry Hicks

Gender Studies Professor Surprised By Class Comprised Entirely Of Appalachian Mountain Men

November 11, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— At high noon, a string of saddled horses hitched to the Marion McCain Arts & Social Sciences Building has become a common sight for Professor Judi Jones, the…

Relatable Professor Switches From Memes to Greentext Format in Lecture Slides

November 3, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Beginning this November, Faculty of History professor Dr. Patty Mongsen, long known for the use of humorous memes in her lectures, has taken to formatting her slides in…

Dalhousie Community Reacts To TA Strike

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

TA Strike Hits Dalhousie Campus

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— At midnight on October 19th, Dalhousie campuses lost power — the TAs normally operating stationary bikes hooked up to the grid stopped pedaling. This comes as a direct…

Community Members React To Pizza Bylaw

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

October 3rd 2022 Halifax Council Summary Document Released

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

“There’s Just Some Creep Lookin’ at Me”: President Of Dalhousie To Ban Mirrors On Campus Amidst Confusion On How They Work

October 2, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—The current President of Dalhousie, Dr. Deep Saini, announced earlier this week the complete removal of any and all mirrors present on Dalhousie and Kings campuses. A landmark decision…

Roommate Leaving For Weekend Offers Opportunity For Massive Fridge Space Land Grab

October 2, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—September 29th: This Thursday morning, roommate Justin McElenney gave the following briefing concerning the ongoing Fridge-Space Territorial Conflict: “After receiving credible intel that my roommate Liam Thomas will be…

Five Ways To Mourn The Queen During The Upcoming Holiday

September 15, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Colonize a foreign nation Marry your cousin Cover up your son’s sex crimes Have your daughter-in-law murdered Spit on an Irish person We hope whatever strategy you should choose will…

Tree Planters Recovery Program Introduced At Dalhousie For Student’s Who Can’t Stop Talking About Their Summer In The Bush

September 15, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

It’s hard to fault any student for feeling a certain dread as summer comes to a close. However, for one group in particular, this period signifies not only the bleak…

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