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"Give em the chair!" Full story coming soon to a c

Four letters, one acronym: LARP. Wow, what a grea

Congratulations to our Dalhousie Tiger of the Week

The short-form content virus has spread to academi

He was truly once alive and EIC. Wow, what a grea

The machines promise to generate an endless clamou

Convenience has, thankfully, gone down the drain.

Unexpected team up! Follow @dalmackerel for more

Josh, if you're reading this, it's your turn to do

This has become an incredibly popular method on Na

University proves that a can-do attitude supersede

Dalhousie finally gets with the times and outsourc

Officials suspect foul play and piss are involved.

Things have gotten a little awkward at the kitchen

Hands on your knees. Follow @dalmackerel for more

I love you DSU, please don't hurt my Mom. Wow, wh

Former Nova Scotia energy minister will bring the

"It's never too late to jump ship. Please don't an

"Dude, just give it five more minutes on defrost a

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