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Convenience has, thankfully, gone down the drain.

Unexpected team up! Follow @dalmackerel for more

Josh, if you're reading this, it's your turn to do

This has become an incredibly popular method on Na

University proves that a can-do attitude supersede

Dalhousie finally gets with the times and outsourc

Officials suspect foul play and piss are involved.

Things have gotten a little awkward at the kitchen

Hands on your knees. Follow @dalmackerel for more

I love you DSU, please don't hurt my Mom. Wow, wh

Former Nova Scotia energy minister will bring the

"It's never too late to jump ship. Please don't an

"Dude, just give it five more minutes on defrost a

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"If no one's got me, I know Getty's got me!" Turn

"Noooo we didn't mean it like that" was the offici

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