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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

A guide to performative LinkedIn posting

October 8, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

Editor’s note: This guide does NOT guarantee you’ll find a job. You aren’t going to find a job unless you go to trade school, and if you are able to…

Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator

October 8, 2026 Zacharie Zegers

HALIFAX, N.S. — This week, Microsoft released an unprecedented, yet highly innovative, retention feature for its multi-factor authentication app. For students at Dalhousie University, Microsoft’s Authenticator app is required to…

R.I.P. Sam Creighton

October 8, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — It is with minor and just-saying-it-to-be-polite sadness that the Mackerel announces the passing of our former editor-in-chief, Sam Creighton. Creighton was 24 years old when he passed…

Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall

October 8, 2026 Celeste Boutilier

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University admin has recently made waves throughout the student body with its announcement of the imminent construction of a building planned to house up to six…

Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

October 8, 2026 Molly Price

HALIFAX, N.S. — In April, Dalhousie University made the brave decision to indefinitely shut down the so-called “most important” bathroom in the Life Sciences Centre. The bathroom, also known as…

Dalhousie offers its campus for the 2030 Winter Olympics

September 24, 2026 Lilly Spoelstra

HALIFAX, N.S. — With the 2026 Winter Olympics well behind us, the most pressing question for Dalhousie University students — besides how many part-time jobs it will take to afford…

Dal announces construction of new AI data centre on campus quad

September 24, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently announced a state-of-the-art AI data centre to be built on the school’s Studley Quad. Construction is estimated to take three years and cost…

Dal Pisser found dead

September 24, 2026 Jacob Waldner

HALIFAX, N.S. — The streets which once ran gold now run red. On Sept. 22, Halifax Regional Police officially released a statement identifying the suspicious body found in a cabin…

Dal student left 4th wheeling after roommates enter polyamorous relationship

September 24, 2026 Jack Wolkove

HALIFAX, N.S. — Ryan Gofer, a third-year nursing student at Dalhousie University, was recently shocked to discover that all three of his roommates are dating each other. “I just thought…

Marco ‘Meadowville’ MacLeod set to perform at Magnetic World

September 24, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

HALIFAX, N.S. — Marco MacLeod, Nova Scotia’s former energy minister, is set to perform at this year’s Magnetic World Music Festival on Sept. 25 alongside fellow artists Sexyy Red, Swae…

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