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Dalhousie Erects Vagina Monument To Mirror Marine Venus Penis Statue 

March 13, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — For years, a statue on Dalhousie University’s campus has left students confused, intrigued and a little turned on. Now, the Marine Venus statue on University Avenue, outside…

Dalhousie Introduces New Course Registration System With Official Ticketmaster Partnership

March 13, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s administration has seen how much money scammers can make on ticket sale platforms, and wants in on the action. Following the charges for enrolment confirmation…

The HRM White Monster Theory

March 13, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — With another midterm season coming to a close, Dalhousie University statistics PhD candidate Mateo Peachwood has discovered a startling correlation between energy drink purchases and GPA declines.…

Intramural Athlete Retires From Sport Due To Pressure From Fan (Singular)

March 13, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In a huge upset to Dalhousie University’s casual non-competitive mixed-gender intramural ultimate frisbee league, the star player of Team Suck My Disc is retiring just before the…

A Guide To Modern Dating With An Oedipus Complex

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Are you struggling to find your ideal match? Someone who’ll take care of you and love you unconditionally? Do you want to settle down with that ideal…

MrBeast Appointed Marketing Executive of Tim Hortons Roll Up To Win Contest, Introduces Shocking New Prizes — and Punishments 

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Tim Hortons is bringing back the iconic Roll Up To Win contest in honour of its 40th anniversary, but some argue the scale of the contest has…

Dalhousie Unveils New AI Counsellor, No More Effective Than You’d Expect

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — With various cuts announced to all Dalhousie University programs and services, Student Health and Wellness has taken a devastating hit. The previous team of four mental health…

‘Olympic Village For Nerds’; Inside the Computer Science Sexcapades of the Dalhousie Hackathon

February 26, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In what has been described as “the Olympics of computer science,” Dalhousie University hosted a hackathon for students from Feb. 20 to 22. Thousands of students came…

Andy Fillmore Gifts The Irish Ambassador A Box Of Lucky Charms As An Act Of Solidarity

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In what political aides described as “tone deaf” and “as close to a white-on-white microaggression as you can get,” Andy Fillmore recently gifted an Irish ambassador a…

“Sex Sells,” Declares Dalhousie Student, Offering Uber Eats Alternative With Questionable Marketing Tactics

February 3, 2026 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — One of Dalhousie University’s best and brightest marketing majors has just launched a more cost-efficient version of Uber Eats called BrokeBoyEats. Here, Haligonians can find deals such…

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