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Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness ‘Flo for poop’: inside Dal Innovates’ latest investment Dalhousie religious studies hires evangelical megachurch pastors Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum Wallace McCain’s journal reveals intimate feelings for Henry Hicks

Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness

November 5, 2026 Emily Rogers

HALIFAX, N.S. — One perilous Tuesday night in the Sir Charles Tupper Medical Building brought great torment to Dalhousie University when professor Doof Hellen’s group of second-years invoked Satan. “Here…

‘Flo for poop’: inside Dal Innovates’ latest investment

November 5, 2026 Jacob Waldner

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dal Innovates has recently come under scrutiny after accepting an alumni project, BMWatch, into the Lab2Market Launch program. BMWatch founder and Dal alumnus, Justin Feculence, says the…

Dalhousie religious studies hires evangelical megachurch pastors

November 5, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

HALIFAX, N.S. — “How do we make religious studies fun again?” Dalhousie University religious studies dean, Christopher Cross, posed this question in a meeting with other faculty heads. Kim Brooks,…

Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum

November 5, 2026 Lilly Spoelstra

HALIFAX, N.S. — Election season is officially upon us, and like any good news publication, the Mackerel is right by your side offering unbiased electoral coverage that should nudge you…

Wallace McCain’s journal reveals intimate feelings for Henry Hicks

November 5, 2026 Molly Price

HALIFAX, N.S. — What started as a frosty and particularly studious morning for Hare Potts, a second-year Dalhousie University classics major, ended with a mysterious discovery. While studying at the…

Commerce professor hosts Fortnite tournament in place of midterm

November 5, 2026 Jessica Enhaynes

HALIFAX, N.S. — Each year, Dalhousie University professors meet and interact with a new generation of students. As time goes by, George Gabriel Ezell, a commerce professor at Dal, says…

The Mackerel’s official guide to surviving modern horrors

October 22, 2026 Jack Wolkove

HALIFAX, N.S. — Forget Halloween, 2026 has been scarier than any horror movie you could watch. Lucky for you, the Mackerel has compiled a list of tips and tricks on…

Letter from the Dal Pisser

October 22, 2026 Zacharie Zegers

HALIFAX, N.S. — In an Oct. 20 email sent to multiple news outlets across Nova Scotia, the Dalhousie Pisser detailed his final message to Dalhousie University students. The letter was…

Top 5 couples’ costumes to showcase your healthy relationship

October 22, 2026 Lilly Spoelstra

By Lilly Spoelstra HALIFAX, N.S. — With Halloween nearly upon us, you may be wondering how exactly you can depict the nature of your oh-so-fabulous long-term relationship in a way…

Cat in the Hat spotted in tunnels beneath LSC

October 22, 2026 Celeste Boutilier

HALIFAX, N.S. — “It struck out against the darkness, creeping out from within the shadows with a feline hiss before retreating into the catacombs.” This sentence describes the creature spotted…

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Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness

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November 5, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum

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