A Guide To Modern Dating With An Oedipus Complex
HALIFAX, N.S. — Are you struggling to find your ideal match? Someone who’ll take care of you and love you unconditionally? Do you want to settle down with that ideal…
MrBeast Appointed Marketing Executive of Tim Hortons Roll Up To Win Contest, Introduces Shocking New Prizes — and Punishments
HALIFAX, N.S. — Tim Hortons is bringing back the iconic Roll Up To Win contest in honour of its 40th anniversary, but some argue the scale of the contest has…
Dalhousie Unveils New AI Counsellor, No More Effective Than You’d Expect
HALIFAX, N.S. — With various cuts announced to all Dalhousie University programs and services, Student Health and Wellness has taken a devastating hit. The previous team of four mental health…
‘Olympic Village For Nerds’; Inside the Computer Science Sexcapades of the Dalhousie Hackathon
HALIFAX, N.S. — In what has been described as “the Olympics of computer science,” Dalhousie University hosted a hackathon for students from Feb. 20 to 22. Thousands of students came…
Andy Fillmore Gifts The Irish Ambassador A Box Of Lucky Charms As An Act Of Solidarity
HALIFAX, N.S. — In what political aides described as “tone deaf” and “as close to a white-on-white microaggression as you can get,” Andy Fillmore recently gifted an Irish ambassador a…
“Sex Sells,” Declares Dalhousie Student, Offering Uber Eats Alternative With Questionable Marketing Tactics
HALIFAX, N.S. — One of Dalhousie University’s best and brightest marketing majors has just launched a more cost-efficient version of Uber Eats called BrokeBoyEats. Here, Haligonians can find deals such…
‘The Vaccine Made Me Do It’: Perpetrator Blames Vaccination After Being Caught Red-Handed
HALIFAX, N.S. — Early in the morning on Jan. 6, law enforcement received reports of a belligerent individual attempting to break into Halifax City Hall. When police reached the scene,…
Going From NPC To Main Character: How To Reclaim Campus As A Hangout Spot
HALIFAX, N.S. — Do you feel things on campus are getting too boring? Your friends all dropped out after the first semester, the sights and sounds of campus have grown…
Dalhousie Sells STEM Programs To Lockheed Martin
HALIFAX, N.S. — The American defence and aerospace manufacturing corporation, Lockheed Martin, recently announced its acquisition of all the science, technology, engineering and mathematics programs at Dalhousie University. While negotiations…
Dalhousie Taps RuPaul For Fracking Exploration
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently faced scrutiny for accepting $30 million from the Nova Scotia government to explore the potential for onshore natural gas projects, but another move…