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Dalhousie offers its campus for the 2030 Winter Olympics

September 24, 2026 Lilly Spoelstra

HALIFAX, N.S. — With the 2026 Winter Olympics well behind us, the most pressing question for Dalhousie University students — besides how many part-time jobs it will take to afford…

Dal announces construction of new AI data centre on campus quad

September 24, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently announced a state-of-the-art AI data centre to be built on the school’s Studley Quad. Construction is estimated to take three years and cost…

Dal Pisser found dead

September 24, 2026 Jacob Waldner

HALIFAX, N.S. — The streets which once ran gold now run red. On Sept. 22, Halifax Regional Police officially released a statement identifying the suspicious body found in a cabin…

Dal student left 4th wheeling after roommates enter polyamorous relationship

September 24, 2026 Jack Wolkove

HALIFAX, N.S. — Ryan Gofer, a third-year nursing student at Dalhousie University, was recently shocked to discover that all three of his roommates are dating each other. “I just thought…

Marco ‘Meadowville’ MacLeod set to perform at Magnetic World

September 24, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

HALIFAX, N.S. — Marco MacLeod, Nova Scotia’s former energy minister, is set to perform at this year’s Magnetic World Music Festival on Sept. 25 alongside fellow artists Sexyy Red, Swae…

DSU overthrown by the Gazette

September 24, 2026 Jacob Waldner

Editor’s note: This is an extremely humorous version of a Letter from the Editor in issue 159-1 of the Dalhousie Gazette. The ideas and opinions expressed in the article do…

The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song

September 10, 2026 Jacob Waldner

HALIFAX, N.S. — Since 1882, the song “Carmina Dalhousiana” has served as one of Dalhousie University’s school songs. However, students could be forgiven for not knowing this fact — even…

Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season

September 10, 2026 Jessica Enhaynes

HALIFAX, N.S. — In March, Dalhousie University unveiled the brand-new campus arena christened the Oulton-Stanish Centre. What they failed to disclose to the public is that this arena was built…

King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest

September 10, 2026 Sam Cline

HALIFAX N.S. — The King’s Students’ Union announced they will host KingsFest in competition with DalFest. The event was conceptualized for students at the University of King’s College who do…

Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot

September 10, 2026 Jacob Waldner

HALIFAX, N.S. 一 In an exclusive Mackerel interview, the new Dalhousie University mascot sat down with our chief campus correspondent, Sam Quint, to discuss why he even exists. Here’s a…

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Dalhousie offers its campus for the 2030 Winter Olympics

September 24, 2026 Lilly Spoelstra

Dal announces construction of new AI data centre on campus quad

September 24, 2026 Charlie McLaughlin

Dal Pisser found dead

September 24, 2026 Jacob Waldner

Dal student left 4th wheeling after roommates enter polyamorous relationship

September 24, 2026 Jack Wolkove

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