A guide to performative LinkedIn posting
Editor’s note: This guide does NOT guarantee you’ll find a job. You aren’t going to find a job unless you go to trade school, and if you are able to…
Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator
HALIFAX, N.S. — This week, Microsoft released an unprecedented, yet highly innovative, retention feature for its multi-factor authentication app. For students at Dalhousie University, Microsoft’s Authenticator app is required to…
R.I.P. Sam Creighton
HALIFAX, N.S. — It is with minor and just-saying-it-to-be-polite sadness that the Mackerel announces the passing of our former editor-in-chief, Sam Creighton. Creighton was 24 years old when he passed…
Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University admin has recently made waves throughout the student body with its announcement of the imminent construction of a building planned to house up to six…
Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure
HALIFAX, N.S. — In April, Dalhousie University made the brave decision to indefinitely shut down the so-called “most important” bathroom in the Life Sciences Centre. The bathroom, also known as…
Dalhousie offers its campus for the 2030 Winter Olympics
HALIFAX, N.S. — With the 2026 Winter Olympics well behind us, the most pressing question for Dalhousie University students — besides how many part-time jobs it will take to afford…
Dal announces construction of new AI data centre on campus quad
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently announced a state-of-the-art AI data centre to be built on the school’s Studley Quad. Construction is estimated to take three years and cost…
Dal Pisser found dead
HALIFAX, N.S. — The streets which once ran gold now run red. On Sept. 22, Halifax Regional Police officially released a statement identifying the suspicious body found in a cabin…
Dal student left 4th wheeling after roommates enter polyamorous relationship
HALIFAX, N.S. — Ryan Gofer, a third-year nursing student at Dalhousie University, was recently shocked to discover that all three of his roommates are dating each other. “I just thought…
Marco ‘Meadowville’ MacLeod set to perform at Magnetic World
HALIFAX, N.S. — Marco MacLeod, Nova Scotia’s former energy minister, is set to perform at this year’s Magnetic World Music Festival on Sept. 25 alongside fellow artists Sexyy Red, Swae…