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“It’s Just Tough With COVID”: Finally, the Perfect Excuse For Not Getting Laid

March 29, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

In an unprecedented year, one thing has remained unchanged: students are not getting laid nearly as much as they think they deserve. The pandemic has, however, offered peace of mind…

Breaking: Dalhousie Computer Science Student Has Sex

March 29, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

*WRITTEN BY A PROUD COMP. SCI. STUDENT

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