Confused Student Waits In Line For Two Hours, Mistaking Rapid Testing Site For Splitty’s Power Hour
“I guess I should have known something was up—there were so many seniors and children in line”
Dalhousie School of Architecture to Feature Breathtaking Halifax Grain Elevator on Recruitment Brochure
The Dalhousie School of Architecture is restructuring its recruitment strategies for the 2021/2022 school year. The program is currently ranked 10th in the country, however, Dalhousie has its sights set…
Due to Covid-19, Dalhousie Study Abroad Office Now Offering Exchange Opportunities in Dartmouth
Student: "I Was Excited to Study in Geneva, But the Spellbinding Dartmouthian Culture Has Given Me a Whole New Outlook On Life"
Biology TA Finding It Much Harder to Flirt With First-Year Students in Online Labs
Like many, Dalhousie Master’s of Science student Elijah Stratton is struggling to adjust to the world of online learning. Stratton is finding it especially tough managing his role as teaching…
“We Deserve a Pay Increase” Says Dalhousie Professor Who Has Posted 4 PDFs, No Lectures So Far This Semester
Dalhousie professor Gregory Payne has gone public with his stance on the compensation of faculty, strike looming. “The university is not acknowledging our tremendous efforts during these unprecedented times” says…
Commerce Student Oblivious to Online School, Has Completed Past Five Semesters Without In-Person Attendance
Chad Simmons, a 4th year commerce student at Dalhousie was shocked to discover that classes had transitioned to online delivery. In his second semester of first year, after one too…
“It’s Just Tough With COVID”: Finally, the Perfect Excuse For Not Getting Laid
In an unprecedented year, one thing has remained unchanged: students are not getting laid nearly as much as they think they deserve. The pandemic has, however, offered peace of mind…
Breaking: Dalhousie Computer Science Student Has Sex
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