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Commerce Student Oblivious to Online School, Has Completed Past Five Semesters Without In-Person Attendance

March 30, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Chad Simmons, a 4th year commerce student at Dalhousie was shocked to discover that classes had transitioned to online delivery. In his second semester of first year, after one too…

“It’s Just Tough With COVID”: Finally, the Perfect Excuse For Not Getting Laid

March 29, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

In an unprecedented year, one thing has remained unchanged: students are not getting laid nearly as much as they think they deserve. The pandemic has, however, offered peace of mind…

Breaking: Dalhousie Computer Science Student Has Sex

March 29, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

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