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Dalhousie Student Hits Rock Bottom: Expands Tinder Radius To Include SMU

September 15, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—Bright-eyed and bushy tailed, Nathan Miller entered the school year with one naive hope: that he may be able to find love between the streets of South and Quinpool.…

O-Week Leader In Hospital After Safe Sex Interpretive Dance Routine Results In Torn ACL

September 6, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—What began as an artistic display promoting safe sex practices ended in disaster as O-Week leader, Cassandra Bigetti, tore her ACL during a daring pirouette in front of an…

Students Begrudgingly Inviting Least Favorite Acquaintances To Parties As “Covid Numbers” No Longer Viable Excuse

September 3, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

As the difficulties of the pandemic slowly fade away, new obstacles have emerged for university students province-wide. With the prospects of restrictions lifting, and unchecked house parties returning, one fear…

Groundbreaking “Res-Online” Experience Created As Consolation For Hundreds Of Rejected Students

June 19, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

With hundreds of students being rejected from Dalhousie residences due to Covid-19 backlogs, an online alternative is being offered for the 2021/2022 school year. A spokesperson for “Res-Online” spoke to…

Confused Student Waits In Line For Two Hours, Mistaking Rapid Testing Site For Splitty’s Power Hour

April 29, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

“I guess I should have known something was up—there were so many seniors and children in line”

Dalhousie School of Architecture to Feature Breathtaking Halifax Grain Elevator on Recruitment Brochure

April 16, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

The Dalhousie School of Architecture is restructuring its recruitment strategies for the 2021/2022 school year. The program is currently ranked 10th in the country, however, Dalhousie has its sights set…

Due to Covid-19, Dalhousie Study Abroad Office Now Offering Exchange Opportunities in Dartmouth

April 6, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Student: "I Was Excited to Study in Geneva, But the Spellbinding Dartmouthian Culture Has Given Me a Whole New Outlook On Life"

Biology TA Finding It Much Harder to Flirt With First-Year Students in Online Labs

March 31, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Like many, Dalhousie Master’s of Science student Elijah Stratton is struggling to adjust to the world of online learning. Stratton is finding it especially tough managing his role as teaching…

“We Deserve a Pay Increase” Says Dalhousie Professor Who Has Posted 4 PDFs, No Lectures So Far This Semester

March 30, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Dalhousie professor Gregory Payne has gone public with his stance on the compensation of faculty, strike looming. “The university is not acknowledging our tremendous efforts during these unprecedented times” says…

Commerce Student Oblivious to Online School, Has Completed Past Five Semesters Without In-Person Attendance

March 30, 2021 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Chad Simmons, a 4th year commerce student at Dalhousie was shocked to discover that classes had transitioned to online delivery. In his second semester of first year, after one too…

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