Letter To The Editor: It’s Never Too Late To Give Up On Your Dreams
Finals season has officially begun—but as you brace for the 50% exam in that class you hate, consider this: you can still quit. At this time of year, it’s easy…
King’s Student Heartbroken After Phoebe Bridgers Is Nowhere To Be Found In Their Spotify Wrapped
HALIFAX, NS—Bianca Fironia was found in a heap in the residence bathroom after she discovered that her spotify wrapped did not contain one mention of Phoebe Bridgers. “Now all my…
With Discovery Of Killam Tunnels, Student Able To Cut Daily Outdoor Time Down To Mere Seconds
HALIFAX, NS—For many first-year students at Dalhousie, new campus areas and features are constantly being discovered. One student, Wilfred Grisham, has found this especially true, delighted when he found he…
Letter To The Editor: Maybe They Should Keep The LSC Closed Forever
HALIFAX, NS—This past Sunday, a fire broke out in the biology wing of the Life Sciences Centre. Today it opens back up to students… but what if it didn’t? What…
Wearying Burden: Student Has Seen 180 Elderly Naked Men At The Dalplex
Male patrons of the Dalplex have been forced to grapple with the harsh reality of what lies in their future. It has almost become a guarantee that elderly men will…
Proof Of Unvaccination Required At Local Abortion Protest
HALIFAX, NS—Anti-abortionists are once again hitting the streets of Halifax to protest, this time with a new mandate. To participate in the protest, all attendees must not be vaccinated against…
Landlord Introduces Fun, New “Who Can Pay The Most Rent” Contest Amoung Tenants
HALIFAX, NS—Mark Hogan is always looking for new ways to build stronger relationships with his tenants. “First and foremost I care about people. When a tenant tells me the running…
Heartwarming: Abandoned Couch Adopted By Loving Frat House Family
HALIFAX, NS—On the first day of every month thousands of couches are left on the street in cities across the country. Though many are tragically sent to the landfill, some…
University of King’s College Introduces Intramural Poetry Reading
HALIFAX, NS—After years of petitioning from students, the University of King’s College has finally introduced poetry reading to their intramural roster. “I’ve been doing competitive poetry reading since elementary school.”…
Living With Roommates: How To Turn Silent Resentment Into Passive Aggression In Three Easy Steps
Living with friends is not always easy, and care must be taken to not allow roommate arguments to boil over into friendships. The Mackerel team sat down to create a…