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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

Dalhousie Animal Science Prof Resigns Amid Allegations Of Affair With The Dal Tiger

April 1, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Students of Greg Fury’s mammalian physiology course will have to finish out the semester with a new face leading the class. Fury announced over the weekend that he…

Study Shows 85% Of Commerce Students Have Not Seen The Last Third Of ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’

March 30, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—A recent poll of the Dalhousie commerce department shows that the vast majority of its students did not know about the ending of what they claim to be their…

Unprotected Sex: Couple Ditches Masks As Mandates Lift

March 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Many Nova Scotians are left feeling conflicted as mask mandates have lifted province wide. While some are nervous that it is too soon for masks to come off,…

Nova Scotian Catfish: Unsuspecting Woman Finds Herself On Date With Actual Fish Held In Tinder Profile Photo

March 22, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

TRURO, NS—With online dating apps dominating the scene in 2022, it is not uncommon to find that someone has misrepresented their looks when finally meeting in person. Stacey Wilhelm found…

Gym Renos For Dalhousie Agricultural Campus To Include Manual Hay Baling Station, Three New Shovels At Manure Pile

March 21, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

TRURO, NS—New additions to the Langille Athletic Center on the Truro Agricultural Campus were finally opened to students this past Tuesday. “We wish to offer our students the gold standard…

First Year Dalhousie Agriculture Student Unsure How To Submit Sheep Via Brightspace As Deadline Approaches

March 18, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

TRURO, NS—In an effort to align itself with the rest of Dalhousie, the agriculture campus has finally adoptedBrightspace. The move has left many students and faculty members in distress. Bobby…

Entire Student Body Locked Out Of Brightspace After University Adds “Name A DSU Council Member” Security Question

March 13, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—Dalhousie administration has added a security question to the widely used curriculum delivery service, Brightspace. In the name of school spirit, administration decided to make a question specific to…

Confused Dalhousie Track Captain Enrolls In ‘LAWS2194: Critical Race Theory’ In Hopes Of Improving Game Day Performance

March 10, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— For the majority of students, the syllabus goes unread until it is spoon-fed to them on the first day of classes. With class names being sometimes ambiguous, confusing,…

Dalhousie To Offer Free Tuition To Any Woman Who Enrolls In Group Project Based Computer Science Course

March 9, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—New incentives for women in computer science at Dalhousie have been announced alongside the faculty’s new Here We Code initiative. Now, any woman who chooses to stay in computer…

Computer Explodes As Text Wrapping Settings Of Image In Word Document Altered Slightly

March 4, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—Firefighters responded to a call on Preston Street late Tuesday evening as a smallfire broke out due to the spontaneous combustion of a laptop computer. The fire was quicklycontained,…

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