Dalhousie Taps RuPaul For Fracking Exploration
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has recently faced scrutiny for accepting $30 million from the Nova Scotia government to explore the potential for onshore natural gas projects, but another move…
Killam Library To Be Transformed Into Luxury Disaster Shelter
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following news of a Cold War bomb shelter in Nova Scotia being repurposed into a high-end community for the doomsday prepping elite, stakeholders at Dalhousie University came…
The Most “wonderful” Time Of The School Year
HALIFAX, N.S. — Ah yes, the holidays — that magical season when students briefly escape the carefully managed chaos of student housing and return to their homeland for the year’s…
Heated Bribery: Dalhousie Introduces Gay Solution To Low Hockey Turnout
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following the immense success of Crave’s LGBTQ+ romance show Heated Rivalry, many brands and institutions have capitalized on the hype, all striving to proclaim, “Hey, we’re cool!…
The Mackerel runs out of budget for stock photos, forced to improvise
HALIFAX, N.S. — The first week of October took a tragic turn for the staff of the Mackerel, as the publication’s Shutterstock subscription — long thought to be eternal and…