The Mackerel Semester Recap
HALIFAX, N.S. — As the semester comes to an end, the Mackerel thanks its loyal writers for their continued devotion to honest reporting of real facts on news that actually…
Five Tips To Help You Write Your Honours Thesis
HALIFAX, N.S. — As the fall semester comes to a close, many undergraduate honours students have begun to fall victim to their thesis. It’s hard to fathom that the hard…
Genetics Lab Session Ends In Disaster When Situationship Revealed To Be Related
HALIFAX, N.S. — A lab session for a Dalhousie University biology class took a dramatic turn Thursday as lab partners-turned-situationship, Chrissy Clarkson and Peter LaPieux, discovered that it wasn’t just…
Dal Pisser Urinates On Howe Hall Roommate “For The Views”
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s most mysterious content creator, known only by his Instagram handle @thedalhousiepisser, has struck again — this time allegedly urinating on his Howe Hall roommate “for…
Big Oopsie! Password Requirement Turned Off For All Dal Accounts
HALIFAX, N.S. — Information Technology Services is the department at Dalhousie University responsible for providing essential university technology staples, such as email, wireless networks and the academic timetable website forsaken…