Five (Really Good) Halloween Costume Ideas
HALIFAX, N.S. — As Halloween approaches, many students struggle to plan what costume to wear. You may be wondering, “How do I pick a costume unique enough to stand out,…
Paranoid Student Sees Real-Life Vampire — Really Just King’s Student
HALIFAX, N.S. — In recent weeks, whispers of terrifying, pale creatures lurking in the dark have tripled in frequency as an increasing number of Dalhousie University students have found themselves…
The Benefits Of A Study Beer
HALIFAX, N.S. — Academic stress is on the rise during this condensed semester, leading students to turn to their preferred method of stress relief: substances. While the obvious benefits of…
Dalhousie Scraps Notetaker Program, First Step In Initiative To Improve Accessibility
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has removed its notetaker program, which allowed students with accommodations to access lecture notes uploaded by fellow classmates. This was a shock to many students…
Kim Brooks Moves Into Student Housing To Improve Her Rate My Professor Score Following DFA Strike
HALIFAX, N.S. — Oct. 12 was a dark night on Jennings Street as eyewitnesses watched a U-Haul full of DJ equipment pull up, signalling the arrival of Dalhousie University President…
Ticket Demand For Dal Outdoors Society Trips Rivals Eras Tour
HALIFAX, N.S. — New data released by the Dalhousie Student Union shows it’s now harder to get tickets to the Dalhousie Outdoors Society’s trips than it was for Taylor Swift’s…
Dalhousie Pisser Revealed To Be Gazette Editor-In-Chief, Desperate For Headlines Post-Strike
HALIFAX, N.S. — Since Sept. 15, Dalhousie University’s campus has been mussed by a scoundrel known as the Dalhousie Pisser. Marking territory like a dog, the Pisser has urinated on…
University of King’s College performs annual blood oath to welcome first-year students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Each year, the University of King’s College formally welcomes first-year students with a Matriculation ceremony. To outsiders, this process may seem odd. Students dress in academic gowns,…
Controversial anatomy class, “Can I Fuck It,” pulled from academic timetable
HALIFAX, N.S. — With the hullabaloo of the labour dispute settling down, there was notably one class whose absence was felt stronger than most. Originally announced last winter, ANAT 3175:…
Dal professors to compete for livable wages in new Mr. Beast game show
HALIFAX, N.S. — In light of the recently resolved Dalhousie Faculty Association lockout — YouTube star and Rolling Stone’s seventh most influential influencer of the year — Mr. Beast, has…