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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

Creative Writing Student Cosplays As Middle-Aged Alcoholic To “Get In The Zone”

October 29, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — For third-year creative writing student Anthony Meyers, studying starts with a bottle of whisky and not showering for a week. Meyers aims to imitate those who inspired…

Five (Really Good) Halloween Costume Ideas

October 29, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — As Halloween approaches, many students struggle to plan what costume to wear. You may be wondering, “How do I pick a costume unique enough to stand out,…

Paranoid Student Sees Real-Life Vampire — Really Just King’s Student

October 29, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In recent weeks, whispers of terrifying, pale creatures lurking in the dark have tripled in frequency as an increasing number of Dalhousie University students have found themselves…

The Benefits Of A Study Beer

October 29, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Academic stress is on the rise during this condensed semester, leading students to turn to their preferred method of stress relief: substances. While the obvious benefits of…

Dalhousie Scraps Notetaker Program, First Step In Initiative To Improve Accessibility 

October 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has removed its notetaker program, which allowed students with accommodations to access lecture notes uploaded by fellow classmates. This was a shock to many students…

Kim Brooks Moves Into Student Housing To Improve Her Rate My Professor Score Following DFA Strike

October 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Oct. 12 was a dark night on Jennings Street as eyewitnesses watched a U-Haul full of DJ equipment pull up, signalling the arrival of Dalhousie University President…

Ticket Demand For Dal Outdoors Society Trips Rivals Eras Tour

October 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — New data released by the Dalhousie Student Union shows it’s now harder to get tickets to the Dalhousie Outdoors Society’s trips than it was for Taylor Swift’s…

Dalhousie Pisser Revealed To Be Gazette Editor-In-Chief, Desperate For Headlines Post-Strike

October 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Since Sept. 15, Dalhousie University’s campus has been mussed by a scoundrel known as the Dalhousie Pisser. Marking territory like a dog, the Pisser has urinated on…

University of King’s College performs annual blood oath to welcome first-year students 

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Each year, the University of King’s College formally welcomes first-year students with a Matriculation ceremony. To outsiders, this process may seem odd. Students dress in academic gowns,…

Controversial anatomy class, “Can I Fuck It,” pulled from academic timetable

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — With the hullabaloo of the labour dispute settling down, there was notably one class whose absence was felt stronger than most. Originally announced last winter, ANAT 3175:…

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