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The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot Letter from the editor: a new chapter for the Mackerel

King’s Student Spends Halloween As Only Day Of Year They Are Not Dressed Like A Vampire

October 26, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS — The University Of King’s College as an institution is no stranger to the occult, offering multiple courses on topics like vampires, werewolves and witchcraft. In part due…

Geology Student Grateful For Dal Dental Insurance After Only Eating Rocks Since Start Of Term

October 20, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — With Halifax rent prices as high as they are, many students have fallen back on ever reliable, affordable meals like ramen to save cash. However, geology student…

Leaked Faculty Memo Details Plans For Student Engagement, Recommends Subway Surfers Playing In Corner Of Lectures

October 20, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Student engagement is at an all-time low at Dalhousie University. A very recent study has shown that 76 per cent of students currently reading this article are…

Dalhousie Mackerel To Begin Producing Bilingual Articles // We Ce Going Tu Speaké La French

October 13, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Following a remarkable history of providing the English speaking Dalhousie University community with generation-defining journalism, it is with a distinguished sense of pride that The Dalhousie Mackerel…

Triple A Opens Speakeasy Pizza Parlour In Protest Of Forced 1 a.m. Closing Times

October 13, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — After having a bylaw passed forcing the business hours of Triple A Convenience and Pizzeria to end at 1 a.m., owner Kirk Peetsa knew something had to…

DSU Board Member Too Hungover From Attending Hoco To Attend Press Conference Condemning Hoco

October 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Sunday, Oct. 1st, saw yet another eventful Hoco street party at Dalhousie University. While the Dalhousie Student Union typically has a press conference condemning Hoco and those…

Students Hold Inauguration Party For President Kim Brooks Called “Homecoming”

October 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — “Oh, this is easily the biggest party of the year. Every time” explained Henry Griffin-Gilligan. “I haven’t slept in three days, that’s how dedicated I am to…

Girl Throwing Up In Residence Washroom Yet Again, Staff Claim She Is ‘Part Of The Ambiance’

October 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Over the past few weeks, Dalhousie University students have become familiar with a particular individual frequenting their residence washrooms. The student, who Dalhousie has requested to remain…

Dalhousie To Sell Dock Space For Boat Parking, Still Sells More Permits Than Spots Available

September 29, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University is breaking boundaries for post-secondary institutions and adding to the list of firsts accomplished by Dal. This time, Dalhousie has made headlines for its unique…

Student Launches Protest Against Dal Art Centre Over Installation Of Their Father Yelling at Them When They Were A Child

September 29, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Tensions were high this afternoon over a controversial piece of art that was recently put on display in the Dalhousie Arts Centre. The piece in question caused…

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