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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

Dal Commerce Society Announces New Book “Hustling For Dummies: Step By Side Guide For Getting Rich As An Arts Student”

December 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University is known for its commerce program, featuring several co-op terms that have launched many alumni into successful careers. This year, the Dal Commerce Society has…

Psychology Prof. Gives Final Exam In Form Of Buzzfeed Personality Quiz

December 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — A Dalhousie University professor has made news this week for their unconventional final exam. Keegan Prong is a psychology professor here at Dal, and in their Psychology…

Citadel Hill To Be Transformed Into Zipline Hub In Attempt To Improve Public Transit In Halifax

December 1, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— The Halifax Regional Municipality has recently taken long-awaited strides to upgrade the city’s public transit infrastructure. Following reports of inaccurate bus schedules and several bus delays, the HRM…

Marine Biology Prof. Revealed To Be Poseidon After Trident Falls Out Of Briefcase

December 1, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— The Dalhousie University campus has recently been thrown into disarray after the recent revelation that a faculty member is in fact a member of the Greek Pantheon. Nada…

“Look At Me, I Am The Teacher Now” Failing Student Attempts Intimidation Tactics On Shy Professor

November 24, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Norm Baxter caused quite a stir during his discrete structures exam when he attempted to psychologically overpower his notably very shy professor, Clarence Russell, with the hopes of…

Dalhousie Dining Hall Exposed For Brewing And Serving Same Perpetual Stew Since 1974

November 24, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— ‘Soup of the Day’ becomes more like soup of the century for Dalhousie University dining halls after numerous complaints about taste and illnesses have exposed them for non-stop…

Student Left With No Choice But To Believe In Paranormal Activity After Being Ghosted Seven Times This Semester

November 10, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS — Halloween has come and gone, but spooky season is not yet over for some students at Dalhousie University. One student in particular, Glebe Fleeman, is changing his…

Free On-Campus Date Ideas For You And Your 47th First Date

November 10, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS — Cuffing season is approaching, and many Dalhousie University students are struggling to finance their never-ending stream of first dates. If this is you, look no further, The…

Heroic Professor Fights To Continue Educating Through Difficult Circumstances

November 3, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Engineering professor Glen Daniels refuses to let anything get in the way of his students’ learning. The past year has been fraught with difficulties for Daniels, from hurricanes,…

Straight King’s Student Attempts To Blend In With Queer Majority After Feeling Oppressed On Campus

November 3, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS— First year University of King’s College student Alexander Murphy has had a uniquely difficult transition into university life, struggling to fit into his campus community, though not for…

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