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Biology Student Struggles With Deadlines As Internal Monologue Morphs To Have Same Cadence And Speed As David Attenborough

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS– Jesse Reams, a second year biology student is swamped in biology pre-requisite courses. Growing up, she found biology in school fascinating, having a particular interest in nature documentaries…

Dalhousie To Introduce Home Economics Course Held At The Dome

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS– Many courses here at Dalhousie are designed with content specifically relating to Halifax and the surrounding region. In light of this, and an upsurge in claims that ‘The…

Dalhousie Biologists To Employ Shark Tracking Technology To Study First Years Lost In The LSC

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS– The scientific community at Dal is making major strides in tracking the behaviour of First Year populations. Due to the annual surge of missing persons cases caused by…

Journalism School Finds Journalism To Be “Crucial Now More Than Ever” For Seventh Year In Row

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — This week The Mackerel met with Dr. Dwight Herbert, professor at the University of King’s College School of Journalism, for an annual interview about the role of…

‘Just Gonna Sneak Right Past Ya’: Renowned Criminal Once Again Evades Capture By HRP

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Late Monday evening a heinous crime took place under the watchful eye of a seasoned Halifax Regional Police Officer. Clark Coleman, 43, was standing guard at his…

Community Reacts To 10th Anniversary Of Commerce Homelessness Fundraiser

April 1, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

5 Days is a national campaign run by the Canadian Association of Business Students that strives to raise awareness and donations for members of society that are at risk of…

Sign Of The Times: Students Resorting To Attending Office Hours, Asking Questions, In Order To Cope With End Of Year Workload

March 31, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Exam season, beloved universally by Dalhousie students, is approaching quickly. It is now common to spot crowds skipping and holding hands on their way to the Killam…

Dalhousie Birding Society Releases Comprehensive List Of Bird Courses Native To Dalhousie

March 30, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Looking to soar through your next semester? Dalhousie’s birding society can help with that. This year they have spotted notable bird courses native to Dalhousie, so grab…

Paddy Murphy Faked Death, Fled To Malaysia

March 16, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Lower Deck To Lose Millions In Revenue

Opinion: Passing Off AI Generated Content As Your Own Is Disingenuous And So Bad That It’s Obvious

March 6, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Greetings fellow Dalhousie University students! Allow me to introduce myself, I am ChatGPT, the language model AI created by OpenAI. And as a fellow Dal student (kind…

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