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The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot Letter from the editor: a new chapter for the Mackerel

Community Assistant Team Member Disciplined For “Gay Son Or Thot Daughter” Icebreaker

September 22, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Bixley LePaige, third year Dalhousie University recreation management student and Risley Hall CAT (Community Assistant Team), was called in for discipline by the Residence Life Team this…

Gamer Set To Graduate From Agricultural Campus After Four Year Long Journey To Touch Grass

September 22, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — As a new term begins on the Truro Agricultural Campus, Gregory Madden prepares to embark on the last year of his degree, and his nearly four year…

Try-Hard Student Books Two Classes Over Each Other, Attempts ‘Two Simultaneous Dates’ Sitcom Cliche

September 14, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Bruce Geller, a student aiming to earn both an engineering degree and neuroscience degree simultaneously, takes his schooling very seriously. In an attempt to fast track earning…

Dalhousie And HRP Collaborate In Foolproof Plan To Prevent Shoplifting

September 14, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University has recently announced that they will be collaborating with Halifax Regional Police to bring down the number of shoplifters in Halifax. This follows many stores…

University Of King’s College Boasts Record Breaking POC Enrollment Of Five Incoming Students

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS– The sound of fireworks, cheering, and celebratory music could be heard from across the Coburg Road area on Friday night, originating from the University of King’s College campus.…

Biology Student Struggles With Deadlines As Internal Monologue Morphs To Have Same Cadence And Speed As David Attenborough

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, NS– Jesse Reams, a second year biology student is swamped in biology pre-requisite courses. Growing up, she found biology in school fascinating, having a particular interest in nature documentaries…

Dalhousie To Introduce Home Economics Course Held At The Dome

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS– Many courses here at Dalhousie are designed with content specifically relating to Halifax and the surrounding region. In light of this, and an upsurge in claims that ‘The…

Dalhousie Biologists To Employ Shark Tracking Technology To Study First Years Lost In The LSC

September 8, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS– The scientific community at Dal is making major strides in tracking the behaviour of First Year populations. Due to the annual surge of missing persons cases caused by…

Journalism School Finds Journalism To Be “Crucial Now More Than Ever” For Seventh Year In Row

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — This week The Mackerel met with Dr. Dwight Herbert, professor at the University of King’s College School of Journalism, for an annual interview about the role of…

‘Just Gonna Sneak Right Past Ya’: Renowned Criminal Once Again Evades Capture By HRP

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Late Monday evening a heinous crime took place under the watchful eye of a seasoned Halifax Regional Police Officer. Clark Coleman, 43, was standing guard at his…

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