Community Reacts To 10th Anniversary Of Commerce Homelessness Fundraiser
5 Days is a national campaign run by the Canadian Association of Business Students that strives to raise awareness and donations for members of society that are at risk of…
Sign Of The Times: Students Resorting To Attending Office Hours, Asking Questions, In Order To Cope With End Of Year Workload
HALIFAX, NS — Exam season, beloved universally by Dalhousie students, is approaching quickly. It is now common to spot crowds skipping and holding hands on their way to the Killam…
Dalhousie Birding Society Releases Comprehensive List Of Bird Courses Native To Dalhousie
HALIFAX, NS — Looking to soar through your next semester? Dalhousie’s birding society can help with that. This year they have spotted notable bird courses native to Dalhousie, so grab…
Paddy Murphy Faked Death, Fled To Malaysia
Lower Deck To Lose Millions In Revenue
Opinion: Passing Off AI Generated Content As Your Own Is Disingenuous And So Bad That It’s Obvious
HALIFAX, NS — Greetings fellow Dalhousie University students! Allow me to introduce myself, I am ChatGPT, the language model AI created by OpenAI. And as a fellow Dal student (kind…
All Of Professor’s Positive Rate My Prof Entries Found To Originate From Same IP Address
HALIFAX, NS — Late last night a shocking discovery was made by The Dalhousie Mackerel’s digital investigation team. After hours of hacking, it was discovered that the Rate My Professor…
The Five Hottest Places To Visit In Your Home Town Over Reading Week
The Closest Convenience Store To Your House Breathe in that nostalgia — and potentially asbestos. Featuring amazing customer service from a cashier who may have not left the store since…
Increase In Computer Science Majors’ Hinge Matches May Be A Recession Indicator
HALIFAX, NS – Amid frightening news stories about a potential recession, tumultuous world events and inflation, Harry Lewis, a third-year computer science major was shocked this past month to see…
Dalhousie Announces Geology Field Course In Which Students Sift Through Gravel At Future Arena Site
HALIFAX, NS — An old parking lot beside Wickwire Field on South Street has been left as a fenced off gravel pit after Dalhousie was unable to secure contractors for…
Computer Science Student Programs AI Girlfriend, Gets Dumped
HALIFAX, NS — “I’m just happy she’s doing well,” third-year student Mark Armstrong told The Mackerel, in reference to the artificial intelligence program he created to be his partner. He’d…