Ticket Demand For Dal Outdoors Society Trips Rivals Eras Tour
HALIFAX, N.S. — New data released by the Dalhousie Student Union shows it’s now harder to get tickets to the Dalhousie Outdoors Society’s trips than it was for Taylor Swift’s…
Dalhousie Pisser Revealed To Be Gazette Editor-In-Chief, Desperate For Headlines Post-Strike
HALIFAX, N.S. — Since Sept. 15, Dalhousie University’s campus has been mussed by a scoundrel known as the Dalhousie Pisser. Marking territory like a dog, the Pisser has urinated on…
University of King’s College performs annual blood oath to welcome first-year students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Each year, the University of King’s College formally welcomes first-year students with a Matriculation ceremony. To outsiders, this process may seem odd. Students dress in academic gowns,…
Controversial anatomy class, “Can I Fuck It,” pulled from academic timetable
HALIFAX, N.S. — With the hullabaloo of the labour dispute settling down, there was notably one class whose absence was felt stronger than most. Originally announced last winter, ANAT 3175:…
Dal professors to compete for livable wages in new Mr. Beast game show
HALIFAX, N.S. — In light of the recently resolved Dalhousie Faculty Association lockout — YouTube star and Rolling Stone’s seventh most influential influencer of the year — Mr. Beast, has…
Studies suggest bar for performative allyship lower than ever
HALIFAX, N.S. — A recent study by the Dalhousie Gender and Women’s Studies Collective found that it is easier to be an ally to marginalized groups than ever. By comparing…
Research suggests majority of students celebrating end of the DFA lockout will start skipping classes by Oct. 1
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University students spent the majority of September unsure of when, or if, their fall semester would begin. Naturally, when a start date for classes was announced,…
Letter to the editor: King’s is more than an outdated stereotype
I write this letter to the editorial team of the Dalhousie Mackerel, a once respectable source for news, on behalf of the University of King’s College student body. I, Indigo…
The ultimate guide to becoming a performative male
HALIFAX, N.S. — It can be very difficult for men these days to impress women. Standards for men are just always so much higher than they are for women —…
Exclusive interview with your upstairs neighbour
Halifax, N.S. — Ever the busy man, the Mackerel has been waiting months to talk with Upton “Up” St. Airs, your upstairs neighbour. St. Airs has been a mysterious figure…