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Dalhousie Elective ‘Intro to Counterfeit’ Shut Down By Police Dalhousie Counsellor Fired For Saying ‘Okay Do Me Next’ While Therapizing Student Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus  Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment
Dalhousie Elective ‘Intro to Counterfeit’ Shut Down By Police Dalhousie Counsellor Fired For Saying ‘Okay Do Me Next’ While Therapizing Student Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus  Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment

Journalism School Finds Journalism To Be “Crucial Now More Than Ever” For Seventh Year In Row

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — This week The Mackerel met with Dr. Dwight Herbert, professor at the University of King’s College School of Journalism, for an annual interview about the role of…

‘Just Gonna Sneak Right Past Ya’: Renowned Criminal Once Again Evades Capture By HRP

April 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Late Monday evening a heinous crime took place under the watchful eye of a seasoned Halifax Regional Police Officer. Clark Coleman, 43, was standing guard at his…

Community Reacts To 10th Anniversary Of Commerce Homelessness Fundraiser

April 1, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

5 Days is a national campaign run by the Canadian Association of Business Students that strives to raise awareness and donations for members of society that are at risk of…

Sign Of The Times: Students Resorting To Attending Office Hours, Asking Questions, In Order To Cope With End Of Year Workload

March 31, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Exam season, beloved universally by Dalhousie students, is approaching quickly. It is now common to spot crowds skipping and holding hands on their way to the Killam…

Dalhousie Birding Society Releases Comprehensive List Of Bird Courses Native To Dalhousie

March 30, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Looking to soar through your next semester? Dalhousie’s birding society can help with that. This year they have spotted notable bird courses native to Dalhousie, so grab…

Paddy Murphy Faked Death, Fled To Malaysia

March 16, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Lower Deck To Lose Millions In Revenue

Opinion: Passing Off AI Generated Content As Your Own Is Disingenuous And So Bad That It’s Obvious

March 6, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Greetings fellow Dalhousie University students! Allow me to introduce myself, I am ChatGPT, the language model AI created by OpenAI. And as a fellow Dal student (kind…

All Of Professor’s Positive Rate My Prof Entries Found To Originate From Same IP Address

March 6, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Late last night a shocking discovery was made by The Dalhousie Mackerel’s digital investigation team. After hours of hacking, it was discovered that the Rate My Professor…

The Five Hottest Places To Visit In Your Home Town Over Reading Week

February 25, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

The Closest Convenience Store To Your House Breathe in that nostalgia — and potentially asbestos. Featuring amazing customer service from a cashier who may have not left the store since…

Increase In Computer Science Majors’ Hinge Matches May Be A Recession Indicator

February 17, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS – Amid frightening news stories about a potential recession, tumultuous world events and inflation, Harry Lewis, a third-year computer science major was shocked this past month to see…

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