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Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness ‘Flo for poop’: inside Dal Innovates’ latest investment Dalhousie religious studies hires evangelical megachurch pastors Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum Wallace McCain’s journal reveals intimate feelings for Henry Hicks

Controversial anatomy class, “Can I Fuck It,” pulled from academic timetable

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — With the hullabaloo of the labour dispute settling down, there was notably one class whose absence was felt stronger than most. Originally announced last winter, ANAT 3175:…

Dal professors to compete for livable wages in new Mr. Beast game show

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In light of the recently resolved Dalhousie Faculty Association lockout — YouTube star and Rolling Stone’s seventh most influential influencer of the year — Mr. Beast, has…

Studies suggest bar for performative allyship lower than ever

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — A recent study by the Dalhousie Gender and Women’s Studies Collective found that it is easier to be an ally to marginalized groups than ever. By comparing…

Research suggests majority of students celebrating end of the DFA lockout will start skipping classes by Oct. 1

October 4, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University students spent the majority of September unsure of when, or if, their fall semester would begin. Naturally, when a start date for classes was announced,…

Letter to the editor: King’s is more than an outdated stereotype

September 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

I write this letter to the editorial team of the Dalhousie Mackerel, a once respectable source for news, on behalf of the University of King’s College student body. I, Indigo…

The ultimate guide to becoming a performative male

September 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — It can be very difficult for men these days to impress women. Standards for men are just always so much higher than they are for women —…

Exclusive interview with your upstairs neighbour

September 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — Ever the busy man, the Mackerel has been waiting months to talk with Upton “Up” St. Airs, your upstairs neighbour. St. Airs has been a mysterious figure…

Fun things to do while you’re (still) stuck at home 

September 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Fun things to do while you’re (still) stuck at home Halifax, N.S. — The Dalhousie Faculty Association and board of governors are set to continue their epic battle to decide…

The state of Dal Campus amid DFA lockout

September 18, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University campus, once bustling with the sounds of sleepy undergrads shuffling to morning lectures, has transformed into a haunted ghost town. Clang, clang, clang, honk, honk…

Thinkpiece: Why doesn’t anyone like me?

September 5, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Written by the Killam Memorial Library HALIFAX, N.S. — I try not to be a pick-me on here, but I am starting to think something is seriously wrong with me.…

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Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum

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