Inside the lives of mature students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Between the recent pandemic, rising cost of living and shifting social attitudes, there are a multitude of reasons that someone may take an extended leave from academia.…
All the back-to-school essentials for King’s students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Back to school is upon us, and whether you are a new or returning student, it can be an overwhelming task to go shopping for everything you…
Dalhousie board of governors announces Dalhousie University x Labubu collaboration in attempt to distract from DFA lockout
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University has been under a microscope lately due to ongoing contract negotiations between the Dalhousie Faculty Association and the Dalhousie board of governors, resulting in a…
Mackerel Purity Test
The classic Rice Purity Test has historically served as a segue from O-week to true college life. It’s a chance to bond amongst peers and track the maturation of your…
Foolproof Quiz To Determine What Major You Are
HALIFAX, N.S. — Using the near-forgotten methods of our ancestors (Buzzfeed and teen magazines), The Dalhousie Mackerel has developed a foolproof method of determining your area of study. Just answer…
5 Spicy, Sexy Tips And Tricks From Your Virgin R.A.
HALIFAX, N.S. — Hey Horndogs, Persephoney here. Writing to you once again from my Howe Hall dorm room. This time with some spicy, sexy tips to help vamp up your…
Jolly Rancher Mocktail Recipe
Are you ever in the mood for a cocktail but are avoiding alcohol out of concern for your health? Well, try this alcohol free, Jolly Rancher mocktail to satisfy your…
Call It Kismet
That first smile. A stolen glance. A stolen heart. A stolen car. A stolen identity. A police report. The flashing red and blue lights that dance like two lovers in…
How To Serve Man
There’s nothing quite like a home-cooked meal, shared with friends, family or if you run in the right circles, an exclusive guest list that appreciates the art of fine dining.…
Dalhousie Hockey Intramural Dynasty Used Spy, Sources Report
Scooter McGriffin, a zamboni driver at the Halifax Forum, has been accused of selling Dalhousie University intramural teams’ game plans. McGriffin spent 40 years at the Forum. The Cheese Factory…