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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

Dalhousie University Reveals Men’s Soccer Lineup for 2025/2026 Season

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie is expecting a phenomenal soccer season in the 2025/2026 school year. In anticipation of the season, the school has released a sneak peek at the team’s…

5 Ways To Tell If Your Roommate Is Secretly The Dal Tiger

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

So you think your roommate is the Dal Tiger? No worries, the Mackerel is here to help guide your suspicions with five easy ways to tell if your roommate really…

Ditch your Dal Gazette stash with these eco-friendly tips and tricks

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

We here at the Dalhousie Gazette know that every student at Dalhousie keeps a copy of each paper in a dedicated box in their dorm. We appreciate your commitment to…

White Lotus Season Four Revealed To Take Place In Howe Hall

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In between seasons of The White Lotus, there is always lots of buzz about what exotic locale a group of unlucky tourists will visit next. And now,…

Paloma Diamond To Join Dal Theatre Faculty Following Oscars Snub

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Following what many would deem “the snub of the century,” actress Paloma Diamond has chosen to exchange the palm trees of Los Angeles for the rain of…

Kim Brooks Releases Highly Anticipated Mixtape

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Vice chancellor and high lord of all education, Kim Brooks, has released her third highly anticipated mixtape since her reign began at Dalhousie University. “I put a…

Opinion: You Should Drop Out

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

University is a waste of time and money. What’s the point in paying upwards of $10,000 a year for a piece of paper that doesn’t guarantee you a job? You…

Dalhousie Students Need Dating Advice

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Dating can be difficult, especially at Dalhousie. Everyone kind of sucks — at sex, communicating and demonstrating emotional intelligence, most of all. But worry not! No matter who you are,…

A Translation Guide For All Of Your Roomates Favourite Phrases

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — The people you live with in university can either make or break you. If you’re lucky, your roommates might end up being some of your lifelong friends.…

Question For The Culture:

April 1, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Now that the Blue Devil, Rocky Ram, the SMU Husky, the Axemen/women, Captain X, Sammy the Seahawk and Captain Crow have had number one teams with cheers about being sexy, wearing…

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