Five Tips To Pass Oral Exams
HALIFAX, N.S. —- Exam season is a stressful time for all students, but the stress faced by those enrolled in the University of King’s College’s Foundation Year Program is unique…
Howe Hall Repurposed Into Uranium Mine After Record-Breaking Levels Of Radiation In Kitchen
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s department of efficiency has made the executive decision to convert the beloved yet controversial student residence, Howe Hall, into a new uranium extraction site, according…
Dal Gazette To Replace Current Board Of Directors With Mice From Residence Dorms
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking decision, the Dalhousie Gazette has announced its board will no longer be comprised of current students. Instead, the volunteer positions will be filled by…
Tourist Group Gets Lost In Point Pleasant Park, Escalates To Yellowjackets Situation
HALIFAX, N.S. — A simple walk to see a Halifax landmark ended in disaster for a group of tourists, when a stage band from an Ontario university visited Nova Scotia.…
Separatist Movement Crops Up on Agricultural Campus
HALIFAX, N.S. — On Tuesday, Dalhousie Agricultural Campus students from Truro, Nova Scotia, plan to march onto Studley campus in support of the separatist movement. The hashtag, “Ram into the…
Killam Library Forced To Evacuate After Photo Lab Chemical Spill
HALIFAX, N.S. — Chaos erupted at Dalhousie University’s Killam Library late Thursday, when the Film Photography Society’s member, David Gomez, was seen leaving the darkroom on the fourth floor shortly…
DSU Write-In Candidate Wins By A Landslide
HALIFAX, N.S. — As the votes from the Google Form are electronically tallied, a shocking victory for the Dalhousie Student Union president position went to write-in candidate “Jug of Expired…
Dal Investment Society Crashes Stock Market
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events that no commerce student had on their 2025 bingo card, global markets plunged into chaos last Friday after the Dalhousie Investment…
The Dalhousie Gazette Closes Its Doors
HALIFAX, N.S. — Time of death, April 1, 2025. During a meeting of the Dalhousie Student Union last month, keen-eyed treasurer Beth Moneyhandler made the observation that there was some…
Missing Man Found, “Broken” On Halifax Pier
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events, Patrick Merf, a man who has been missing since 1778, has turned up alive on a Halifax pier. Merf is believed…