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Computer Science Student Programs AI Girlfriend, Gets Dumped

February 17, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — “I’m just happy she’s doing well,” third-year student Mark Armstrong told The Mackerel, in reference to the artificial intelligence program he created to be his partner. He’d…

Uptick In Campus Closures Reported As Funding Increases Allow For Change Of Batteries In Laboratory Radon Detectors

February 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Increased building closures on Dalhousie’s Studley campus have sparked intrigue and worry from students and staff. Dalhousie security has issued multiple alerts over the past few months,…

Concerns Grow That Dalhousie School Of Nursing Not Dysfunctional Enough To Prepare Students For Workforce

February 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Advocates for improving healthcare in Nova Scotia are calling on the Dalhousie School of Nursing to change several key faculty policies. It is claimed that the current…

Halifax Transit Criticized For Exclusively Hiring Bus Drivers Born Much Past Due Date

February 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Halifax Transit has come under fire this past week, as an online job ad revealed prejudiced hiring policies. As could be expected, the ad, posted to the…

Student Dons Mask, Large Sunglasses, To Hide Identity On Way To Hook Up At SMU

February 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — After receiving a “you up?” text at 11PM last night, a first-year Dalhousie student (who requested that their name be omitted from this article) donned a baseball…

Selection Process Of New Dalhousie President Revealed To Be Throwing A Blanket Over Candidates’ Heads And Seeing How Long It Takes For Them To Remove It

February 5, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — As Dalhousie reaches its 3rd week without a permanent replacement for its previous president, a palpable excitement can be felt throughout the campus as students and faculty…

Religious Studies Students Now Able To Earn Credits By Interacting With Victoria Park Missionaries

January 29, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — The registrar’s office has issued an updated list of requirements for students pursuing a minor in religious studies. If a student can prove to have made eye…

Sweater Vest Wearers Feeling Burdened By Inability To Show Off Mushroom Tricep Tattoos In Winter Weather

January 27, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

As winter temperatures set in, the ecosystems of Nova Scotia change, with species going into hibernation, lakes freezing, and vegetation dying. Blundstones and puffers emerge from closets, first-years think they’re…

TAs Upset By Successful DFA Negotiations After Spending Christmas Break Preparing Picket Signs For Faculty

January 20, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Despite uncertainty leading up to the winter term, Dalhousie University and the Dalhousie Faculty Association have come to an agreement, avoiding a faculty strike. While this turn…

Committed To Recycling: Student Reuses Fall Semester Notebooks After Never Once Taking Notes

January 20, 2023 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Each new year, many are inspired to make changes in their lives, whether that be reaching fitness goals or giving back more to their community. For third-year…

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