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Dalhousie Erects Vagina Monument To Mirror Marine Venus Penis Statue  Dalhousie Introduces New Course Registration System With Official Ticketmaster Partnership The HRM White Monster Theory Intramural Athlete Retires From Sport Due To Pressure From Fan (Singular) A Guide To Modern Dating With An Oedipus Complex

Gazette Holds Editorial Meeting At The Last Remaining Blockbuster Storefront To Show Solidarity With Other Dying Industries

November 29, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

BEND, OR — With each passing year, fewer students are reading print newspapers, and the Dalhousie Gazette is not immune (for those unaware, the Dalhousie Gazette is the newspaper found…

In The Deep-End: A Glimpse Into The Mind Of President Saini

November 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

An exclusive interview with Chudley Chulkins HALIFAX, NS – Like many students, I wasn’t always aware of the impact Dr. Saini had on campus until the past year or so.…

Dalhousie To Integrate Ad Breaks Into Lectures To “Give Thanks To Our Sponsors”

November 11, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie students are likely to have noticed a new element introduced into recent lectures; paid sponsorships. After seeing the business-savvy decision by Netflix to offer a lower…

Gender Studies Professor Surprised By Class Comprised Entirely Of Appalachian Mountain Men

November 11, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— At high noon, a string of saddled horses hitched to the Marion McCain Arts & Social Sciences Building has become a common sight for Professor Judi Jones, the…

Relatable Professor Switches From Memes to Greentext Format in Lecture Slides

November 3, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— Beginning this November, Faculty of History professor Dr. Patty Mongsen, long known for the use of humorous memes in her lectures, has taken to formatting her slides in…

Dalhousie Community Reacts To TA Strike

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

TA Strike Hits Dalhousie Campus

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS— At midnight on October 19th, Dalhousie campuses lost power — the TAs normally operating stationary bikes hooked up to the grid stopped pedaling. This comes as a direct…

Community Members React To Pizza Bylaw

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

October 3rd 2022 Halifax Council Summary Document Released

October 28, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

“There’s Just Some Creep Lookin’ at Me”: President Of Dalhousie To Ban Mirrors On Campus Amidst Confusion On How They Work

October 2, 2022 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, NS—The current President of Dalhousie, Dr. Deep Saini, announced earlier this week the complete removal of any and all mirrors present on Dalhousie and Kings campuses. A landmark decision…

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