TA Strike Hits Dalhousie Campus
HALIFAX, NS— At midnight on October 19th, Dalhousie campuses lost power — the TAs normally operating stationary bikes hooked up to the grid stopped pedaling. This comes as a direct…
“There’s Just Some Creep Lookin’ at Me”: President Of Dalhousie To Ban Mirrors On Campus Amidst Confusion On How They Work
HALIFAX, NS—The current President of Dalhousie, Dr. Deep Saini, announced earlier this week the complete removal of any and all mirrors present on Dalhousie and Kings campuses. A landmark decision…
Roommate Leaving For Weekend Offers Opportunity For Massive Fridge Space Land Grab
HALIFAX, NS—September 29th: This Thursday morning, roommate Justin McElenney gave the following briefing concerning the ongoing Fridge-Space Territorial Conflict: “After receiving credible intel that my roommate Liam Thomas will be…
Five Ways To Mourn The Queen During The Upcoming Holiday
Colonize a foreign nation Marry your cousin Cover up your son’s sex crimes Have your daughter-in-law murdered Spit on an Irish person We hope whatever strategy you should choose will…
Tree Planters Recovery Program Introduced At Dalhousie For Student’s Who Can’t Stop Talking About Their Summer In The Bush
It’s hard to fault any student for feeling a certain dread as summer comes to a close. However, for one group in particular, this period signifies not only the bleak…
Bookstore Offers To Buy Back Mint Condition Textbook For Three Stale Cigarettes And A Partially Used Burt’s Bees
HALIFAX, NS—Second-year student Natasha Obermayer is excited for the coming school year, having learned many valuable lessons during her first year at Dalhousie. “First and foremost, there is no chance…
“Well I Don’t Consider Myself ‘From’ Any One Place” Answers First-Year Student Who Took Gap Year
HALIFAX, NS—First year student Alyssa Fortworth knew she had made a mistake the second she asked the question. “Well that’s really hard to answer,”explained dorm neighbour Scott Bissick, who had…