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Dal’s ‘Goblins and Ghosts’ class accidentally summons Prince of Darkness ‘Flo for poop’: inside Dal Innovates’ latest investment Dalhousie religious studies hires evangelical megachurch pastors Alberta sets the score: King’s holds separation referendum Wallace McCain’s journal reveals intimate feelings for Henry Hicks

Romantic Revelation: The Two Worst Professors On Campus Are Married

February 14, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. – Students in PHIL0231 were in for a surprise this weekend upon spotting their professor, Dr. Schneider, hand in hand with an unbeloved PHIL0043 professor, Dr. Sherman. The…

King’s Student Arrested for Making Historically Accurate Cupid’s Arrows

February 14, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — A large crowd gathered in the King’s Quad the evening of February 14 after reports of a suspicious man. When police arrived at the scene, they found…

Opinion: AI Is Not Out To Get You

February 3, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. —- There’s been a lot of buzz lately about AI — apparently, some people are concerned that this friendly, helpful technology might one day turn on us. To…

Profile: Dal Commerce Society President Clayton Bordeaux

February 3, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. —- As the recently nominated president of the Dal Commerce Society, Clayton Bordeaux is responsible for one of the largest student societies at Dalhousie University. Here’s what commerce…

The Mackerel’s Exclusive Interview With Intramural Soccer MVP 

February 3, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Following a historic win in a low commitment, non-competitive, casual intramural soccer game, the Mackerel was able to land an exclusive interview with Leona Messy, the most…

Five Signs You Are Getting Love Bombed

February 3, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In today’s day and age, it’s hard to know when someone wants you for real or if they are all talk. We at the Mackerel are here…

Student Uses ‘Babygirl’ Tactics To Seduce Dal Tiger

January 22, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — After a recent viewing of the film Babygirl, a Dalhousie University student has taken an extreme approach to gain the affections of the Dal Tiger. Jacob Romy,…

Mice In Walls Take Student To Court Over Living Conditions 

January 22, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Tensions between renters and landlords have been at an all time high in Halifax in recent years. Some of these tensions have boiled over resulting in a…

Student’s New Year’s Resolution to Actually Do Assigned Readings Ends in Record Time

January 22, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University student Peggy Harper rang in the New Year with a bold academic resolution: to finally read every assigned textbook chapter and article for her courses.…

Halifax Regional Municipality Makes Expansion Plans

January 22, 2025 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Following his recent win in the mayoral election, Andy Fillmore has revealed his plan to expand the territory of the Halifax Regional Municipality. The plan was detailed…

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