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A guide to performative LinkedIn posting Microsoft launches new short-form content feature for Authenticator R.I.P. Sam Creighton Dalhousie to construct ‘terrible noise generators’ outside Howe Hall Students rejoice over LSC bathroom’s indefinite closure

Dalhousie Counsellor Fired For Saying ‘Okay Do Me Next’ While Therapizing Student

November 25, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has begun the hiring process for more mental health counsellors due to a recent controversy where a school appointed therapist was accused of “pick me…

Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus 

November 25, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — A controversial scientific instrument that started development during the Cold War has been completed by a student at Dalhousie University. The Fruit Machine was first developed by…

Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status

November 25, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — In a groundbreaking announcement from Dalhousie University, the remote Sexton Campus has filed for Protected Wilderness Status. Officials from the faculty of engineering cited the campus’s unique…

Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment

November 21, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — As of September 2024, Dalhousie University can boast a combat robotics team among its many undergraduate student societies. The Dalhousie Combat Robotics Team (DCRT) will add Dalhousie…

“B0$$$$$$”: Dalhousie Rolls Out Vanity ID Numbers

November 21, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — After the well-received move to start charging for proof of enrollment letters, Dalhousie University continues plans to grab students by their ankles and shake them until all…

Apartment Gets Deep Cleaned For The First Time Since Move-In

November 21, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Midterms are a time of stress and anxiety for the Dalhousie community, but a few lucky people seem to have benefitted from these tough times. “I don’t…

ADVERTISEMENT – Looking For A Room In Halifax ASAP

November 21, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — Hey New Bestie! My name is Belinda Ringworm and I am a master’s student at Dalhousie University, currently working on my thesis where I am studying the…

Horrible Roommate Excuses Behaviour By Claiming House Is Haunted

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Halifax Ghost Walk is adding another haunted landmark to their ghost tour. Joining the likes of cemeteries and Citadel, a…

Pumpkin Spice Latte Haunts The Killam Post-Halloween

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax N.S. — On Monday, employees at the Second Cup in the Killam Memorial Library fell into horror after announcing they will prolong the sale of pumpkin spice lattes until…

Professor Comes To Class Dressed Up As Sabrina Carpenter After Saying The Midterm Would Be ‘Short N’Sweet’

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Nowhere, not even the classroom is safe from the chokehold Sabrina Carpenter has on everyone you know. After hearing many reports from some very disturbed undergrads, we…

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