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The next Billboard No. 1: Dalhousie commissions new school song Brad Marchand seen visiting family under Oulton-Stanish Centre ahead of 2026-27 NHL season King’s Chapel Choir to headline KingsFest to compete with DalFest Mackerel exclusive: interview with Shane, new Off-Campus Council mascot Letter from the editor: a new chapter for the Mackerel

Dal Tiger Deemed ‘Evolutionary Mystery’ By Science Faculty

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s faculty of biology has conducted many studies over the years that have expanded humans’ scientific understanding of the world. However, one mystery that continues to…

Dalhousie Admin Sends Faculty Tree Planting To Balance Out Million Dollar Investment In Fossil Fuels

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Following controversy surrounding Dalhousie University’s investment in fossil fuel products and services, Dalhousie administration has released a press response to the controversy. Connor B. Jillian, a representative…

Top 5 Ways To Look Cool While Riding Your Electric Scooter To Campus

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — Ever since rental scooters have popped up in the city, it has shortened many Gen Zers’ five minute commute into a two minute commute. Nothing quite says…

Commerce Student Demands Refund After Microeconomics Class Did Not “Match The Vibe” Of The Wolf Of Wall Street

October 29, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S.— Another Dalhousie commerce student has called it quits after attending their first ever microeconomics lecture and realizing that their degree will have zero resemblance to the 2014 best…

May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour: The Search For 2025/26 Housing Begins 

September 27, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — This September, landlords have been busier than ever as students begin to search for their accommodations for the 2025/26 school year. Local landlord, Brian Anderson, reported working…

Dal Admin Unveils Four Step Plan To Put Stop To Hoco

September 27, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

Halifax, N.S. — As the unsanctioned street party known as Hoco draws near, Dalhousie University administration is eager to prove they have learned from past failures in their attempts to…

Hoco Declared as Holiday in HRM

September 27, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. — It is a special time of year for all of Halifax, as citizens begin to make preparations for Dal Hoco. This year is especially special, as hoco…

Goldberg Named “Sexiest Campus Building” For Third Consecutive Year

September 27, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S. – The Dalhousie Student Union has once again tallied the votes on their annual campus building survey, and write-in candidate, the Goldberg Computer Science Building, has once again…

I Think The Apple’s Rotten Right To The Core: Dining Hall Still Committed To Brat Summer

September 27, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S.— As the school year bumps to a start, many first-year students are making the adjustment to a residence lifestyle. Becoming accustomed to the dining hall in particular is…

Confused Parents Enroll 11 Month Old Child In First Year Classes

September 18, 2024 The Dalhousie Mackerel

HALIFAX, N.S.— The fall semester of the 2024 school year has seen the most diverse set of first-year students in the history of Dalhousie University. One student in particular caught…

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