Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus
Halifax, N.S. — A controversial scientific instrument that started development during the Cold War has been completed by a student at Dalhousie University. The Fruit Machine was first developed by…
Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status
Halifax, N.S. — In a groundbreaking announcement from Dalhousie University, the remote Sexton Campus has filed for Protected Wilderness Status. Officials from the faculty of engineering cited the campus’s unique…
Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment
HALIFAX, N.S. — As of September 2024, Dalhousie University can boast a combat robotics team among its many undergraduate student societies. The Dalhousie Combat Robotics Team (DCRT) will add Dalhousie…
“B0$$$$$$”: Dalhousie Rolls Out Vanity ID Numbers
HALIFAX, N.S. — After the well-received move to start charging for proof of enrollment letters, Dalhousie University continues plans to grab students by their ankles and shake them until all…
Apartment Gets Deep Cleaned For The First Time Since Move-In
HALIFAX, N.S. — Midterms are a time of stress and anxiety for the Dalhousie community, but a few lucky people seem to have benefitted from these tough times. “I don’t…
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Halifax, N.S. — Hey New Bestie! My name is Belinda Ringworm and I am a master’s student at Dalhousie University, currently working on my thesis where I am studying the…
Horrible Roommate Excuses Behaviour By Claiming House Is Haunted
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Halifax Ghost Walk is adding another haunted landmark to their ghost tour. Joining the likes of cemeteries and Citadel, a…
Pumpkin Spice Latte Haunts The Killam Post-Halloween
Halifax N.S. — On Monday, employees at the Second Cup in the Killam Memorial Library fell into horror after announcing they will prolong the sale of pumpkin spice lattes until…
Professor Comes To Class Dressed Up As Sabrina Carpenter After Saying The Midterm Would Be ‘Short N’Sweet’
HALIFAX, N.S. — Nowhere, not even the classroom is safe from the chokehold Sabrina Carpenter has on everyone you know. After hearing many reports from some very disturbed undergrads, we…
Five Terrifying Halloween Costumes For Dalhousie Students
HALIFAX, N.S. — Halloween is quickly approaching, and coming up with costume ideas while in the midst of midterm season can be a struggle for university students. Luckily for Dalhousie…