Five Signs You Are Getting Love Bombed
HALIFAX, N.S. — In today’s day and age, it’s hard to know when someone wants you for real or if they are all talk. We at the Mackerel are here…
Student Uses ‘Babygirl’ Tactics To Seduce Dal Tiger
HALIFAX, N.S. — After a recent viewing of the film Babygirl, a Dalhousie University student has taken an extreme approach to gain the affections of the Dal Tiger. Jacob Romy,…
Mice In Walls Take Student To Court Over Living Conditions
HALIFAX, N.S. — Tensions between renters and landlords have been at an all time high in Halifax in recent years. Some of these tensions have boiled over resulting in a…
Student’s New Year’s Resolution to Actually Do Assigned Readings Ends in Record Time
Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University student Peggy Harper rang in the New Year with a bold academic resolution: to finally read every assigned textbook chapter and article for her courses.…
Halifax Regional Municipality Makes Expansion Plans
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following his recent win in the mayoral election, Andy Fillmore has revealed his plan to expand the territory of the Halifax Regional Municipality. The plan was detailed…
Dalhousie Elective ‘Intro to Counterfeit’ Shut Down By Police
Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has been subject of a criminal investigation recently after the legality of the course COMM3400: Intro to Counterfeit has come into question. The course, which…
Dalhousie Counsellor Fired For Saying ‘Okay Do Me Next’ While Therapizing Student
Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has begun the hiring process for more mental health counsellors due to a recent controversy where a school appointed therapist was accused of “pick me…
Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus
Halifax, N.S. — A controversial scientific instrument that started development during the Cold War has been completed by a student at Dalhousie University. The Fruit Machine was first developed by…
Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status
Halifax, N.S. — In a groundbreaking announcement from Dalhousie University, the remote Sexton Campus has filed for Protected Wilderness Status. Officials from the faculty of engineering cited the campus’s unique…
Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment
HALIFAX, N.S. — As of September 2024, Dalhousie University can boast a combat robotics team among its many undergraduate student societies. The Dalhousie Combat Robotics Team (DCRT) will add Dalhousie…