Unprotected Sex: Couple Ditches Masks As Mandates Lift
HALIFAX, NS— Many Nova Scotians are left feeling conflicted as mask mandates have lifted province wide. While some are nervous that it is too soon for masks to come off,…
Nova Scotian Catfish: Unsuspecting Woman Finds Herself On Date With Actual Fish Held In Tinder Profile Photo
TRURO, NS—With online dating apps dominating the scene in 2022, it is not uncommon to find that someone has misrepresented their looks when finally meeting in person. Stacey Wilhelm found…
Gym Renos For Dalhousie Agricultural Campus To Include Manual Hay Baling Station, Three New Shovels At Manure Pile
TRURO, NS—New additions to the Langille Athletic Center on the Truro Agricultural Campus were finally opened to students this past Tuesday. “We wish to offer our students the gold standard…
First Year Dalhousie Agriculture Student Unsure How To Submit Sheep Via Brightspace As Deadline Approaches
TRURO, NS—In an effort to align itself with the rest of Dalhousie, the agriculture campus has finally adoptedBrightspace. The move has left many students and faculty members in distress. Bobby…
Entire Student Body Locked Out Of Brightspace After University Adds “Name A DSU Council Member” Security Question
HALIFAX, NS—Dalhousie administration has added a security question to the widely used curriculum delivery service, Brightspace. In the name of school spirit, administration decided to make a question specific to…
Confused Dalhousie Track Captain Enrolls In ‘LAWS2194: Critical Race Theory’ In Hopes Of Improving Game Day Performance
HALIFAX, NS— For the majority of students, the syllabus goes unread until it is spoon-fed to them on the first day of classes. With class names being sometimes ambiguous, confusing,…
Dalhousie To Offer Free Tuition To Any Woman Who Enrolls In Group Project Based Computer Science Course
HALIFAX, NS—New incentives for women in computer science at Dalhousie have been announced alongside the faculty’s new Here We Code initiative. Now, any woman who chooses to stay in computer…
Computer Explodes As Text Wrapping Settings Of Image In Word Document Altered Slightly
HALIFAX, NS—Firefighters responded to a call on Preston Street late Tuesday evening as a smallfire broke out due to the spontaneous combustion of a laptop computer. The fire was quicklycontained,…
Student Forcibly Sworn In As President Of Dalhousie Outdoors Society After Purchasing 2004 Subaru Outback With Roof Rack
Tired of being confined to the Halifax peninsula, 4th year environmental science student Thomas Wiler browsed through Kijiji in hopes of finding some new wheels. “I knew it was meant…
Dalhousie Security Terrified To Confront King’s Student Chain Smoking In Killam Study Area
HALIFAX, NS— Alex Monet was apprehended by Dalhousie Security on Sunday night, but not before chain smoking cigarettes in the Killam for three straight hours. When questioned as to why…