Ditch your Dal Gazette stash with these eco-friendly tips and tricks
We here at the Dalhousie Gazette know that every student at Dalhousie keeps a copy of each paper in a dedicated box in their dorm. We appreciate your commitment to…
White Lotus Season Four Revealed To Take Place In Howe Hall
HALIFAX, N.S. — In between seasons of The White Lotus, there is always lots of buzz about what exotic locale a group of unlucky tourists will visit next. And now,…
Paloma Diamond To Join Dal Theatre Faculty Following Oscars Snub
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following what many would deem “the snub of the century,” actress Paloma Diamond has chosen to exchange the palm trees of Los Angeles for the rain of…
Kim Brooks Releases Highly Anticipated Mixtape
HALIFAX, N.S. — Vice chancellor and high lord of all education, Kim Brooks, has released her third highly anticipated mixtape since her reign began at Dalhousie University. “I put a…
Opinion: You Should Drop Out
University is a waste of time and money. What’s the point in paying upwards of $10,000 a year for a piece of paper that doesn’t guarantee you a job? You…
Dalhousie Students Need Dating Advice
Dating can be difficult, especially at Dalhousie. Everyone kind of sucks — at sex, communicating and demonstrating emotional intelligence, most of all. But worry not! No matter who you are,…
A Translation Guide For All Of Your Roomates Favourite Phrases
HALIFAX, N.S. — The people you live with in university can either make or break you. If you’re lucky, your roommates might end up being some of your lifelong friends.…
Question For The Culture:
HALIFAX, N.S. — Now that the Blue Devil, Rocky Ram, the SMU Husky, the Axemen/women, Captain X, Sammy the Seahawk and Captain Crow have had number one teams with cheers about being sexy, wearing…
Five Tips To Pass Oral Exams
HALIFAX, N.S. —- Exam season is a stressful time for all students, but the stress faced by those enrolled in the University of King’s College’s Foundation Year Program is unique…
Howe Hall Repurposed Into Uranium Mine After Record-Breaking Levels Of Radiation In Kitchen
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie University’s department of efficiency has made the executive decision to convert the beloved yet controversial student residence, Howe Hall, into a new uranium extraction site, according…