Triple A Opens Speakeasy Pizza Parlour In Protest Of Forced 1 a.m. Closing Times
HALIFAX, NS — After having a bylaw passed forcing the business hours of Triple A Convenience and Pizzeria to end at 1 a.m., owner Kirk Peetsa knew something had to…
DSU Board Member Too Hungover From Attending Hoco To Attend Press Conference Condemning Hoco
HALIFAX, NS — Sunday, Oct. 1st, saw yet another eventful Hoco street party at Dalhousie University. While the Dalhousie Student Union typically has a press conference condemning Hoco and those…
Students Hold Inauguration Party For President Kim Brooks Called “Homecoming”
HALIFAX, NS — “Oh, this is easily the biggest party of the year. Every time” explained Henry Griffin-Gilligan. “I haven’t slept in three days, that’s how dedicated I am to…
Girl Throwing Up In Residence Washroom Yet Again, Staff Claim She Is ‘Part Of The Ambiance’
HALIFAX, NS — Over the past few weeks, Dalhousie University students have become familiar with a particular individual frequenting their residence washrooms. The student, who Dalhousie has requested to remain…
Dalhousie To Sell Dock Space For Boat Parking, Still Sells More Permits Than Spots Available
HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University is breaking boundaries for post-secondary institutions and adding to the list of firsts accomplished by Dal. This time, Dalhousie has made headlines for its unique…
Student Launches Protest Against Dal Art Centre Over Installation Of Their Father Yelling at Them When They Were A Child
HALIFAX, NS — Tensions were high this afternoon over a controversial piece of art that was recently put on display in the Dalhousie Arts Centre. The piece in question caused…
Community Assistant Team Member Disciplined For “Gay Son Or Thot Daughter” Icebreaker
HALIFAX, NS — Bixley LePaige, third year Dalhousie University recreation management student and Risley Hall CAT (Community Assistant Team), was called in for discipline by the Residence Life Team this…
Gamer Set To Graduate From Agricultural Campus After Four Year Long Journey To Touch Grass
HALIFAX, NS — As a new term begins on the Truro Agricultural Campus, Gregory Madden prepares to embark on the last year of his degree, and his nearly four year…
Try-Hard Student Books Two Classes Over Each Other, Attempts ‘Two Simultaneous Dates’ Sitcom Cliche
HALIFAX, NS — Bruce Geller, a student aiming to earn both an engineering degree and neuroscience degree simultaneously, takes his schooling very seriously. In an attempt to fast track earning…
Dalhousie And HRP Collaborate In Foolproof Plan To Prevent Shoplifting
HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University has recently announced that they will be collaborating with Halifax Regional Police to bring down the number of shoplifters in Halifax. This follows many stores…