Call It Kismet
That first smile. A stolen glance. A stolen heart. A stolen car. A stolen identity. A police report. The flashing red and blue lights that dance like two lovers in…
How To Serve Man
There’s nothing quite like a home-cooked meal, shared with friends, family or if you run in the right circles, an exclusive guest list that appreciates the art of fine dining.…
Dalhousie Hockey Intramural Dynasty Used Spy, Sources Report
Scooter McGriffin, a zamboni driver at the Halifax Forum, has been accused of selling Dalhousie University intramural teams’ game plans. McGriffin spent 40 years at the Forum. The Cheese Factory…
Dalhousie Athletics Replaced By New King’s Sports Teams
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following the Dal Tiger’s publicized crash-out over the university’s failing sports teams (see opinions section), the athletics administration saw fit to remove all sports until the scandal…
Dalhousie University Reveals Men’s Soccer Lineup for 2025/2026 Season
HALIFAX, N.S. — Dalhousie is expecting a phenomenal soccer season in the 2025/2026 school year. In anticipation of the season, the school has released a sneak peek at the team’s…
5 Ways To Tell If Your Roommate Is Secretly The Dal Tiger
So you think your roommate is the Dal Tiger? No worries, the Mackerel is here to help guide your suspicions with five easy ways to tell if your roommate really…
Ditch your Dal Gazette stash with these eco-friendly tips and tricks
We here at the Dalhousie Gazette know that every student at Dalhousie keeps a copy of each paper in a dedicated box in their dorm. We appreciate your commitment to…
White Lotus Season Four Revealed To Take Place In Howe Hall
HALIFAX, N.S. — In between seasons of The White Lotus, there is always lots of buzz about what exotic locale a group of unlucky tourists will visit next. And now,…
Paloma Diamond To Join Dal Theatre Faculty Following Oscars Snub
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following what many would deem “the snub of the century,” actress Paloma Diamond has chosen to exchange the palm trees of Los Angeles for the rain of…
Kim Brooks Releases Highly Anticipated Mixtape
HALIFAX, N.S. — Vice chancellor and high lord of all education, Kim Brooks, has released her third highly anticipated mixtape since her reign began at Dalhousie University. “I put a…