HALIFAX, NS— The Kellogg Company is vulnerable after experiencing eleven weeks of worker strikes that culminated in late December.
The Dal Tiger has recognized this as a chance to usurp Tony the Tiger as Kellogg’s mascot and attain international recognition.
The Dal Tiger has had trouble gaining employment in the past. He did not even get a call-back after trying out for Netflix’s Tiger King.
“It was humiliating to take a job in university mascotting,” explained The Dal Tiger. “This is my opportunity to make it to the big leagues.”