HALIFAX, NS—Anti-abortionists are once again hitting the streets of Halifax to protest, this time with a new mandate. To participate in the protest, all attendees must not be vaccinated against Covid-19.
A spokesperson with The Mackerel spoke to the organizer of the event, Jarvis Finch, who explained “we had some vaccinated sleeper agents handing out Plan B at the last rally—proof of unvaccination eliminates that threat.”
“Life is incredibly important in the womb—after that, freedom is all that matters,” said Finch.
“It’s my body, I should have the inalienable right to decide what I do with it,” Finch replied when questioned why he was hesitant to get the vaccine. “The government should have no say in the matter,” he continued.