HALIFAX, NS—What began as an artistic display promoting safe sex practices ended in disaster as O-Week leader, Cassandra Bigetti, tore her ACL during a daring pirouette in front of an intimate group of incoming first-years Monday morning at 8:15 am.
“I was just trying to raise awareness- the doctors say it could take up to six weeks before I get all of my pep back” a tearful Bigetti was quoted as saying. “The difficulty of the dance move, paired with the spilled puddle of lubricant, were the biggest factors in her injury” explained ER doctor Phillip Kristofson.
“If this is what safe sex is all about, you can count me out” said freshman student Colin Lefurgy,who witnessed the incident, adding “if you can tear tendons just promoting it, imagine actually doing it!”