HALIFAX, N.S. — Vice chancellor and high lord of all education, Kim Brooks, has released her third highly anticipated mixtape since her reign began at Dalhousie University. 

“I put a lot of time in the studio on this one,” Brooks stated in an exclusive interview with the Mackerel. “It’s a lot about my own life and childhood. I just hope y’all feel this one, for real.” 

She then began to light up what could only be described as a “joint with nothing in it; essentially just rolling paper.” The tape goes as follows:

  1. I Hate it Here – Taylor Swift
  2. If We Being Rëal – Yeat
  3. I Don’t Like – Chief Keef
  4. My Job – Cam’ron
  5. As – Stevie Wonder
  6. President – Prof
  7. i – Kendrick Lamar
  8. Wanna Quit All The Time – Faye Webster
  9. I Want – Mk.gee
  10. 2 – H.E.R.
  11. Start – Frank Ocean
  12. My Life – Mary J. Blige
  13. Again – Fetty Wap
  14. I Wanna Go Crazy (feat will.i.am) – David Guetta
  15. I Was – Florist
  16. Meant To Be (feat. Florida Georgia Line) – Bebe Rexha
  17. A – GOT7
  18. Professional Rapper (feat. Snoop Dogg) – Lil Dicky
  19. I Can – Nas
  20. Spit Game (G.T.A. Mix) – Royce Da 5’9”
  21. Like That (feat. Kendrick Lamar) – Future, Metro Boomin
  22. I Mean It (feat. Remo) – G-Eazy
  23. I Am – Lil Baby, Gunna
  24. Looking – Ziggy Marley
  25. 4 – Aphex Twin
  26. A – Barenaked Ladies
  27. Record Deal – Cobrah
  28. Please Please Please – Sabrina Carpenter
  29. Let Me Be Myself – 3 Doors Down
  30. THE GREATEST – Billie Eilish
  31. Next – The Weeknd
  32. Rap God – Eminem
  33. Thank You – Dido
  34. Sincerely – YoungBoy Never Broke Again
  35. Kim – Eminem
  36. brooks – Jeremy Zucker

By Jake Waldner

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