HALIFAX, NS—Bright-eyed and bushy tailed, Nathan Miller entered the school year with one naive hope: that he may be able to find love between the streets of South and Quinpool.
In an ill-fated tinder attempt, Miller set his radius to 2 kilometers, a move he would soon come to regret. After having little to no success, and seeing one too many of his classmates, he abandoned all hope, and set his new radius to 4 kilometers, knowing all too well that this would in fact include SMU.
When questioned on his success upon widening his pool of potential suitors, Miller declined to comment.