HALIFAX, N.S.— Another Dalhousie commerce student has called it quits after attending their first ever microeconomics lecture and realizing that their degree will have zero resemblance to the 2014 best picture nominee, “The Wolf of Wall Street”.
According to our reports, the student in question stood up in the middle of the lecture and asked the prof to “sell him this pen”. When the professor politely declined, the student was visibly upset and called his father on speaker phone.
To our surprise many other Dal Commerce students have come out of the woodwork requesting full refunds after word of this incident spread through campus.
In an interview, one student who prefers to stay anonymous said, “I was promised that this course would be exactly like the movie.” When questioned further about where they got this information the student pulled out a vape and continued to hit it until the air quality was too poor for our reporter to endure.
Though it seems that Commerce Professors are remaining strict on sticking to their curriculum despite the ongoing frustrations with course content, some students continue to quote the movie in every available instance and remain a general nuisance to the rest of the class.
By Jonah Schwabb