Top 6 Ways To Avoid Eye Contact With Your Residence Neighbours
HALIFAX, NS— As residences reopen this January and students return to their dorm rooms, introverted students are once again facing the challenge of having to walk past their peers in…
English Major Graduates With Zero Job Prospects But Now Has Ability To Write Really Good Fan Fiction
HALIFAX, NS— In the midst of an ever-expanding STEM job market, the value of an arts degree has diminished in the eyes of the general public. However, for students like…
Dal Commerce Society Announces New Book “Hustling For Dummies: Step By Side Guide For Getting Rich As An Arts Student”
HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University is known for its commerce program, featuring several co-op terms that have launched many alumni into successful careers. This year, the Dal Commerce Society has…
Psychology Prof. Gives Final Exam In Form Of Buzzfeed Personality Quiz
HALIFAX, NS — A Dalhousie University professor has made news this week for their unconventional final exam. Keegan Prong is a psychology professor here at Dal, and in their Psychology…
Citadel Hill To Be Transformed Into Zipline Hub In Attempt To Improve Public Transit In Halifax
HALIFAX, NS— The Halifax Regional Municipality has recently taken long-awaited strides to upgrade the city’s public transit infrastructure. Following reports of inaccurate bus schedules and several bus delays, the HRM…
Marine Biology Prof. Revealed To Be Poseidon After Trident Falls Out Of Briefcase
HALIFAX, NS— The Dalhousie University campus has recently been thrown into disarray after the recent revelation that a faculty member is in fact a member of the Greek Pantheon. Nada…
“Look At Me, I Am The Teacher Now” Failing Student Attempts Intimidation Tactics On Shy Professor
HALIFAX, NS— Norm Baxter caused quite a stir during his discrete structures exam when he attempted to psychologically overpower his notably very shy professor, Clarence Russell, with the hopes of…
Dalhousie Dining Hall Exposed For Brewing And Serving Same Perpetual Stew Since 1974
HALIFAX, NS— ‘Soup of the Day’ becomes more like soup of the century for Dalhousie University dining halls after numerous complaints about taste and illnesses have exposed them for non-stop…
Student Left With No Choice But To Believe In Paranormal Activity After Being Ghosted Seven Times This Semester
Halifax, NS — Halloween has come and gone, but spooky season is not yet over for some students at Dalhousie University. One student in particular, Glebe Fleeman, is changing his…
Free On-Campus Date Ideas For You And Your 47th First Date
Halifax, NS — Cuffing season is approaching, and many Dalhousie University students are struggling to finance their never-ending stream of first dates. If this is you, look no further, The…