Halifax Regional Municipality Makes Expansion Plans
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following his recent win in the mayoral election, Andy Fillmore has revealed his plan to expand the territory of the Halifax Regional Municipality. The plan was detailed…
Dalhousie Elective ‘Intro to Counterfeit’ Shut Down By Police
Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has been subject of a criminal investigation recently after the legality of the course COMM3400: Intro to Counterfeit has come into question. The course, which…
Dalhousie Counsellor Fired For Saying ‘Okay Do Me Next’ While Therapizing Student
Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has begun the hiring process for more mental health counsellors due to a recent controversy where a school appointed therapist was accused of “pick me…
Gaydar Invented, Short Circuits On King’s Campus
Halifax, N.S. — A controversial scientific instrument that started development during the Cold War has been completed by a student at Dalhousie University. The Fruit Machine was first developed by…
Sexton Campus Discovers New Level of Seclusion, Applies for Protected Wilderness Status
Halifax, N.S. — In a groundbreaking announcement from Dalhousie University, the remote Sexton Campus has filed for Protected Wilderness Status. Officials from the faculty of engineering cited the campus’s unique…
Combat Robotics Team Leadership Surprised at Low Recruitment
HALIFAX, N.S. — As of September 2024, Dalhousie University can boast a combat robotics team among its many undergraduate student societies. The Dalhousie Combat Robotics Team (DCRT) will add Dalhousie…
“B0$$$$$$”: Dalhousie Rolls Out Vanity ID Numbers
HALIFAX, N.S. — After the well-received move to start charging for proof of enrollment letters, Dalhousie University continues plans to grab students by their ankles and shake them until all…
Apartment Gets Deep Cleaned For The First Time Since Move-In
HALIFAX, N.S. — Midterms are a time of stress and anxiety for the Dalhousie community, but a few lucky people seem to have benefitted from these tough times. “I don’t…
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Halifax, N.S. — Hey New Bestie! My name is Belinda Ringworm and I am a master’s student at Dalhousie University, currently working on my thesis where I am studying the…
Horrible Roommate Excuses Behaviour By Claiming House Is Haunted
HALIFAX, N.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Halifax Ghost Walk is adding another haunted landmark to their ghost tour. Joining the likes of cemeteries and Citadel, a…