Halifax, N.S. — Dalhousie University has been subject of a criminal investigation recently after the legality of the course COMM3400: Intro to Counterfeit has come into question.
The course, which aimed to answer an age-old question for commerce students, “why not print more money?” was shut down mid lecture by a police raid early last week. The police stormed the classroom, located deep in the tunnels below the Life Sciences Centre, to find millions of counterfeit bills and coins.
Police were tipped off to the production of counterfeit bills when multiple students attempted to pay their tuition in cash with thousand-dollar bills that were stamped with a picture of Kim Brooks.
One of the students, Mayda Monet, is still in police custody after her roommate attempted to bail her out using a singular counterfeit bill with a described value of X where X= Whatever I need <3. Monet’s roommate is now her cellmate.
“Like I said to the police, it was not fake money, I was paying my tuition in Dal Bucks,” said Monet, “I thought it was perfectly legal, authentic money, but I guess this is like the time my laundry machine wouldn’t accept the arcade tokens I found on the sidewalk.”
The professor for the course, Sandra Kim, is still at large after disappearing deeper into the LSC tunnels during the shutdown of the course.
By Sam Creighton