HALIFAX, NS — Dalhousie University is known for its commerce program, featuring several co-op terms that have launched many alumni into successful careers. This year, the Dal Commerce Society has decided to share the wealth with the rest of the student body by releasing a step-by-step guide on how to get rich with an arts degree.
The following excerpt from the book’s first page features helpful information for anyone looking to get rich:
Are you looking to get rich, looking to be on your grind or looking to understand
cryptocurrency as an arts student? Let’s fix that. Here is a step-by-step guide on how to get rich.
- Watch The Wolf Of Wall Street
- Switch into the commerce program
Brad Falkins, a fourth-year rep in the Comm Society, gave a statement to The Mackerel explaining what went into creating the book. “Well, for starters, we had to come up with a name. We bounced some ideas back and forth, and had some placeholder titles like ‘Increasing Grindfulness’ and ‘Working On Your Grindset’, before ultimately landing on our current title. But after that step, we had some trouble. We didn’t know how to spell the title. That was when we brought in our ghostwriter, some nerd who’s an arts major,” Falkins said.
Falkins was very transparent about the involvement of a ghostwriter, so it begs the question of how he feels about the final product. “The finished version? I haven’t been able to read it yet. No, seriously, I am unable to read it. The words he used were too big.”
By Sam Creighton