Opinion: You’re Gonna Be Alone Forever
HALIFAX, N.S. — Another February 14 has arrived and you’re alone, in your room, listening to your neighbours have unnecessarily loud sex for the third time this evening. It seems…
Romantic Revelation: The Two Worst Professors On Campus Are Married
HALIFAX, N.S. – Students in PHIL0231 were in for a surprise this weekend upon spotting their professor, Dr. Schneider, hand in hand with an unbeloved PHIL0043 professor, Dr. Sherman. The…
King’s Student Arrested for Making Historically Accurate Cupid’s Arrows
HALIFAX, N.S. — A large crowd gathered in the King’s Quad the evening of February 14 after reports of a suspicious man. When police arrived at the scene, they found…
Opinion: AI Is Not Out To Get You
HALIFAX, N.S. —- There’s been a lot of buzz lately about AI — apparently, some people are concerned that this friendly, helpful technology might one day turn on us. To…
Profile: Dal Commerce Society President Clayton Bordeaux
HALIFAX, N.S. —- As the recently nominated president of the Dal Commerce Society, Clayton Bordeaux is responsible for one of the largest student societies at Dalhousie University. Here’s what commerce…
The Mackerel’s Exclusive Interview With Intramural Soccer MVP
HALIFAX, N.S. — Following a historic win in a low commitment, non-competitive, casual intramural soccer game, the Mackerel was able to land an exclusive interview with Leona Messy, the most…
Five Signs You Are Getting Love Bombed
HALIFAX, N.S. — In today’s day and age, it’s hard to know when someone wants you for real or if they are all talk. We at the Mackerel are here…